21/10/2026
🐾 THE MORNING ADVENTURES OF MR OREO & MISS LUNA 🐾
Well, would you believe it? Mandy collected us ON TIME AGAIN this morning! 😳
That’s TWO days in a row! We don’t want to speak too soon, but we think all this running she’s been doing is finally paying off. She’s obviously sleeping like a log and actually getting out of bed when the alarm goes off.
Miracles do happen. 😂
Anyway, off we went into the great outdoors.
What a beautiful morning! Proper peaceful. The occasional bird singing, the odd squirrel minding its own business, and absolutely nobody around.
BLISS!
Until we arrived at our favourite field.
There stood a gentleman with three collies apparently auditioning for a circus, accompanied by two children who appeared to be competing for the same job.
Mandy took one look and announced:
“NOT A BLOODY CHANCE!” 🤣
Apparently, Miss Luna’s peaceful morning was NOT going to be sacrificed for an episode of Britain’s Got Absolutely No Control.
So, like the responsible little citizens we are, we performed a tactical retreat.
Off to another field we went!
Freshly cut grass, not a soul in sight, plenty of interesting smells and absolutely no need for Mandy to start her usual hostage negotiations with Luna.
Just two happy dogs enjoying a lovely peaceful walk while Mandy enjoyed the unfamiliar experience of having her blood pressure remain normal.
A successful morning all round! 🐾❤️
Same again next week, please, Mandy.
And do try to keep this punctuality business going. We’re beginning to think you’ve turned professional.
Love, Mr Oreo & Miss Luna 🐾
