Dog Training By Mandy

05/09/2026

🎓🐾 BACK TO TRAINING SCHOOL FOR MISS POPPY! 🐾🎓

Training never stops in this house! 😂 And yes… even a dog trainer’s dog can be a defiant little sod! 🤦‍♀️

Miss Poppy has been testing the boundaries lately, which just proves that all dogs learn differently — mine included!

Poppy will learn when Poppy is good and ready… apparently I’m just the staff. 🤓😂🐾

04/09/2026

03/09/2026

Pure love, right there. 🖤🤎
Luna, Ruby & Poppy. I work them, train them, challenge them and probably drive them mad… 😂
And in return, they give me love, loyalty, dedication and protection without question.

My girls. My team.🐾❤️

💜

03/09/2026

See Sunday ….

02/09/2026

Miss Poppy: 7 🐶 collars belonging to Miss Luna destroyed and counting… 😂🤦‍♀️

Safe to say, she’s now developed a very personal dislike of the anti-chew spray. 🤣

SAVAGE by name… savage by nature. 🖤🐾

02/09/2026

😂🐾 MISS LUNA & MR OREO’S MORNING WALK: THE TWO-BAGGER INCIDENT 💩

Well… we’d barely left the house. Both of us walking beautifully, behaving like absolute angels. 😇

Then Miss Luna decides it’s time to leave Mandy a present. Not just any present either… a TWO-BAGGER. 💩💩 If you know, you know. 😂

Mandy’s halfway through wrestling with the poo bags when she spots a couple approaching with two dogs that we definitely don’t exchange Christmas cards with. She politely asks, “Can you just give me a minute please?”

They cross the road. Perfect. Crisis avoided.

OR SO SHE THOUGHT. 🤦‍♀️

The second Mandy bends down, Mr Oreo apparently decides he’s been promoted to Head of Security.

🚨 “BACK OFF! I’VE GOT THIS, LUNA!” 🚨

He starts barking, bouncing and dancing around… RIGHT THROUGH LUNA’S TWO-BAGGER. 💩

Suddenly there’s poo being flung about like some sort of disgusting confetti, the two dogs across the road join in with the barking, Oreo’s giving it the full “COME ON THEN!” and Mandy’s stood in the middle holding two poo bags wondering where her life went wrong. 🤣🤣

And Miss Luna?

Not. One. Single. Bark.

She just stood there watching the whole performance like:

“Couldn’t give a flying sausage, mate. You crack on.” 😎

Mr Oreo received the bollocking of the century and now looks like his entire world has ended.

Miss Luna, meanwhile, has absolutely zero regrets.

And Mandy? She’s still traumatised by the Great Poo Explosion of 2026. 💩😂

01/09/2026

Massive Thankyou to my daughter Cole Jesson for finding this bedding today for me……… 🖤🤎

01/09/2026

🎄🎁 IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, PEOPLE! 🎁🎄

For the fifth year running, I’m asking for your amazing help with something very close to my heart. ❤️

Every year, from September right through to Christmas Eve, we collect selection boxes for the children spending Christmas in Lincoln County Hospital. 🏥🎅

Then on Christmas Eve, we take everything we’ve collected to the hospital to help spread a little Christmas joy to the children who are sadly spending Christmas poorly and away from home. ❤️

If you’d like to help, all we’re asking for is ONE selection box. 🍫🎁
Every single one makes a difference, and every year you wonderful lot have absolutely smashed it!

The hospital always gives a HUGE thank you to everyone who gets involved, and I honestly cannot thank you enough for supporting this year after year.

🎄 SO… THE 2026 SELECTION BOX APPEAL IS OFFICIALLY OPEN! 🎄

Let’s see if we can make our fifth year the BIGGEST one yet! 🙌🎁❤️

Donations can be dropped off from now right up until Christmas Eve.

Come on, Lincoln… LET’S FILL THE PLACE WITH SELECTION BOXES! 🎅🍫🎄

01/09/2026

1st September

31/08/2026

Harper training……