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Kingsflood Neighbourhood News Network - Parody We are a parody!!! Lost pets, lost clothes, things you could easily Google - these are our speciali

28/03/2026

We have pet bounty hunters now in the chic, urban village. KFNNN aren’t lying when we winter in the Caribbean and tell all our (very wealthy) friends how well appointed Kingswood, South Beverley is.

Solid neighbourhood news network day
28/02/2026

Solid neighbourhood news network day

20/11/2025

KFNNN notice there’s very little noise about disruption getting out of the less desirable neighbouring wards during the snowy rush hour this morning compared to the chaos trying to exit Kingswood, South Beverley. Do Bransholmians and Orchard Parkians not have jobs to go to?! Oh, hang on…

What men think happens when they complain about fireworks going off on lesser quality neighbourhood news networks…
07/11/2025

What men think happens when they complain about fireworks going off on lesser quality neighbourhood news networks…

***KFNNN EXCLUSIVE***KFNNN are pleased to report our exclusive Halloween costumes are back and are even more terrifying ...
20/10/2025

***KFNNN EXCLUSIVE***

KFNNN are pleased to report our exclusive Halloween costumes are back and are even more terrifying than ever! Rock your Halloween party goers to their very core this year by dressing up as premature fireworks! Pops, bangs, fluorescent colours and widely available, the four horsemen of abject terror! Available now from all local businesses in sizes S - XL.

18/10/2025

Hot take: all housing is affordable housing when you’re upper-middle class from South Beverley. Game recognises game.

MESSAGE FROM RESIDENT“Can I urge you all to please check your children’s Halloween sweets carefully please? Just by chan...
04/10/2025

MESSAGE FROM RESIDENT

“Can I urge you all to please check your children’s Halloween sweets carefully please? Just by chance I happened to examine a Mars Bar my youngest received and found ruthless crime lord Clarence Boddicker from Robocop inside. There are some sick people in this world, suggest maintaining a state of heightened, if not panicked vigilance. Humberside police non-emergency informed. Log no: 103/8193”

03/10/2025

When it’s the run up to Halloween, Mischief Night and Bonfire Night and you’ve something to moan about again on social media

MESSAGE FROM RESIDENT“Honestly I’ve just popped to my friends house you lot that post this stuff on people vehicles need...
09/08/2025

MESSAGE FROM RESIDENT

“Honestly I’ve just popped to my friends house you lot that post this stuff on people vehicles need too get a life! Surely you have better things to do on a Friday night you absolute melts!”

When some clever shape tries to give it the big ‘un on one of KFNNN’s posts…East of the DMZ humour is no humour at all.
14/07/2025

When some clever shape tries to give it the big ‘un on one of KFNNN’s posts…East of the DMZ humour is no humour at all.

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25/06/2025

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