Only Dugs Daycare

Only Dugs Daycare 🐾Only Dugs daycare
🕑8am till 6pm
☎️07584410975
⚽️Offical pet supporters club for The Buffs ⚽️

Just when you think you’ve made it to the weekend… 😂The dogs are sorted.The place is tidied.You’re mentally clocking off...
04/09/2026

Just when you think you’ve made it to the weekend… 😂

The dogs are sorted.
The place is tidied.
You’re mentally clocking off.

Then you discover that someone has SHAT ON YOUR BOX. 💩📦

Not beside it.
Not near it.
ON. THE. BOX.

There is an entire area of perfectly serviceable fake grass available, but apparently one member of Only Dugs decided the blue box was the designated executive toilet.

Incident report:
Victim: Blue box
Suspects: Everyone
Forensics: Absolutely not
Investigation: Ongoing
My will to live: Weekend pending.

Never a dull moment at Only Dugs. 😂🐾💩

🚨 ADDR SMART TAGS ARE BACK! 🐾Only Dugs has a fresh supply of Ayrshire Drone Dog Rescue (ADDR) Smart Tags ready to go! 🐶📍...
04/09/2026

🚨 ADDR SMART TAGS ARE BACK! 🐾

Only Dugs has a fresh supply of Ayrshire Drone Dog Rescue (ADDR) Smart Tags ready to go! 🐶📍

You can collect yours directly from Only Dugs anytime:

📅 Monday–Friday
⏰ 8am–6pm

A simple little tag that could make a massive difference if your dug ever decides to go on an unscheduled solo adventure. 😂🐕💨

Pop in and grab yours while we’ve got them! 💙

Absolute scenes at Only Dugs this morning. 😂First the power goes out. ⚡Then the phone signal starts disappearing. 📱I’m t...
02/09/2026

Absolute scenes at Only Dugs this morning. 😂

First the power goes out. ⚡

Then the phone signal starts disappearing. 📱

I’m thinking, “Brilliant. Bit inconvenient.”

THEN THE AIR RAID SIREN STARTS. 🚨

At this point I’m standing in the middle of a dog daycare thinking:

“Christ. This is actually how it ends.”

Meanwhile, the dogs are absolutely delighted because apparently the collapse of civilisation means UNSUPERVISED ZOOMIES.

I’m mentally preparing emergency rations, checking which dug looks most capable of hunting and wondering whether a Cockapoo can be trained for combat.

Then I remembered…

It’s the local chemical plant doing its scheduled siren test. 🤦‍♂️

False alarm. Society survives another day.

The dogs never noticed.

I’ve aged 14 years.

And one of them still managed to 💩 on the floor during the apocalypse.

Business as usual at Only Dugs. 😂🐾

01/09/2026

Of all the friendships we thought we’d see at Only Dugs… this wasn’t one of them 😂

🌶️ Wee spicy Jak — small dug, BIG opinions, permanently ready to kick aff.

☀️ Sunny — laid-back, unbothered and apparently quite happy to have Jak as his tiny agent of chaos.

It makes absolutely nae sense.

Which is exactly why it makes perfect sense at Only Dugs 💙🐾

What a duo 😂

01/09/2026

😂😂 Whatever Ava’s having for breakfast needs immediately added to the Only Dugs menu.

That girl wakes up every morning and chooses VIOLENCE, SPEED and absolutely no regard for workplace health & safety.

Meanwhile the rest of us are three coffees deep just trying to remember what day it is. 😂

01/09/2026

🚨 THE ONLY DUGS DUPLICATION MACHINE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED 🚨

We put Sunny in it, pressed a few buttons, heard some concerning noises… and out popped ANOTHER GOLDEN RETRIEVER. 😂🐶🐶

Everyone, say hello to Teddy! 💛

Apparently one Golden wasn’t enough, so we’ve doubled the fluff, doubled the chaos and significantly reduced our chances of ever knowing which dug we’re shouting on. 😂

Welcome to the Only Dugs madness, Teddy! 🐾💛

💸 A wee Friday reminder about payments… 🐶We absolutely love looking after your dugs. The cuddles, the chaos, the zoomies...
28/08/2026

💸 A wee Friday reminder about payments… 🐶

We absolutely love looking after your dugs. The cuddles, the chaos, the zoomies and even the occasional mystery puddle.

What we don’t particularly love is chasing unpaid invoices. 😂

Just a reminder that daycare invoices should be paid on the day your dog attends daycare. 🐾

Only Dugs is a small business, and when payments start rolling over for days or weeks, it genuinely has an impact. Wages, rent, insurance and the approximately 47 million tennis balls that disappear into another dimension every month still need paid. 🎾

Now, anyone who knows Ewan will know his memory is absolutely useless.

Keys? Lost.
Phone? No idea.
Why he walked into a room? Gone.
Something someone told him 14 seconds ago? Absolutely no recollection whatsoever.

But when it comes to the sharp end and somebody owes him money?

Suddenly the man has the memory of an elephant. 🐘😂

Dates. Times. Invoice numbers. Probably what the weather was like when your dug attended.

He remembers. 👀

So please, if your dug has been in daycare that day, get the invoice cleared that day too.

And genuinely, if you’re struggling or there’s an issue with a payment, just speak to us. We’re human and we’ll always try to work with you.

What we can’t work with is radio silence and hoping Ewan’s famously questionable memory will eventually save you.

Because apparently money owed activates a completely different part of his brain. 😂💸

Thanks as always for supporting our wee business and helping us keep Only Dugs running smoothly. 💙🐾

28/08/2026

New boy Sunny has only just arrived and he’s already got the Friday girls falling at his feet… 😏😂

The boy’s been here five minutes and apparently thinks Only Dugs is Love Island: Dug Edition. 🌴🐶

Golden hair. Big smile. Knows exactly how to work a room.

The girls never stood a chance. 😂💙

Sunny has entered the villa… and immediately chosen chaos. 😎🐾

Newbie Sunny has made a VERY important discovery at Only Dugs…Forget the toys.Forget making new pals.Forget running abou...
28/08/2026

Newbie Sunny has made a VERY important discovery at Only Dugs…

Forget the toys.
Forget making new pals.
Forget running about like a lunatic.

Apparently THE BUTT SCRATCHES ARE ABSOLUTELY TOP TIER. 🍑🤌😂

Just look at his face. That’s a boy who’s discovered the premium package and has absolutely no intention of cancelling his subscription.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Sunny’s review:
“Came for daycare. Stayed for the arse scratches. Exceptional service.” 😂🐾

Welcome to Only Dugs, Sunny 💙

There was a rather tense, slobbery stand-off at Only Dugs this afternoon… 😂🎾Orla 🤝 RalphOne ball.Two very determined dug...
24/08/2026

There was a rather tense, slobbery stand-off at Only Dugs this afternoon… 😂🎾

Orla 🤝 Ralph
One ball.
Two very determined dugs.
Absolutely ZERO intention of backing down. 👀

But the question is… WHO WON THE BALL?!

❤️ = Team Orla
😂 = Team Ralph

Cast your votes below 👇

The truth will be revealed… eventually. 😏🐾

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Pennyburn Road
Kilwinning
KA136LF

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