Only Dugs Daycare

16/10/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM ONLY DUGS HQ 🚨

Well, this has escalated spectacularly. 😂🐾

We started off looking after dugs in Kilwinning.

Now we’ve somehow ended up releasing music on SPOTIFY. 🎶🔥

That’s right. THE ONLY DUGS ANTHEM IS OFFICIALLY LIVE!

The dugs have their own anthem. We’ve got a record label. And absolutely nobody is supervising this madness. 😂

🎧 Have a listen, give it a save and share it far and wide!

👇 LISTEN HERE 👇
https://open.spotify.com/track/4tUg1BKZzFZ0jqWAqa46Zb

💙🖤 ONLY DUGS — We came. We played. We went platinum. (Hopefully.) 😂

Only Dugs · Only Dugs Anthem · Song · 2026

15/10/2026

Apparently, we’re supposed to judge this face based on stereotypes. 🙄🐾

Our findings?

🐾 Excessive cuddling.
🐾 Unprovoked kisses.
🐾 Absolutely no concept of personal space.
🐾 A serious addiction to attention.

Terrifying stuff, really. 😂

💙 Only Dugs – Judge the dug, not the reputation.

14/10/2026

🎥🐾 ONLY DUGS HAS HIT THE TELLY! 📺😂

Our interview with That’s TV Ayrshire is now on socials!

Had to dig deep to find my polite voice, appropriate intonation and remember how to behave like a respectable member of society. 😂

All jokes aside, it was lovely to share why helping Symington Primary School and supporting our local communities means so much to us. ❤️

Normal levels of sarcasm and questionable behaviour will now resume. 😏🐾

14/10/2026

🚨🐾 FLASH SALE – 20% OFF TOMORROW! 🐾🚨

Well, this wasn’t on the bingo card! 😂

We’ve decided to cause a wee bit of chaos at Only Dugs Daycare with a last-minute flash sale!

🔥 Book your dug in TODAY for TOMORROW (Thursday 15th October) and get 20% OFF! 🔥

That means:

🐶 Half Day: £15 → £12

🐶 Full Day: £30 → £24

Same madness. Same questionable behaviour. Same Only Dugs experience. Just cheaper! 😏

⏰ Offer ends tonight!

📲 Message us NOW to grab your discounted space!

📍 Pennyburn Sports Club, Kilwinning

Subject to availability. Valid for bookings made today for tomorrow only.

14/10/2026

Massive congratulations to Big Frankie’s Maw and the whole team at Puffers on scooping yet ANOTHER award! 🏆👏

At this rate, they’ll need to build an extension just to house all the trophies! 😂

Absolutely brilliant to see a fantastic local business getting the recognition it deserves. 💙🐾

From all of us at Only Dugs, huge congratulations! 🎉

Only gone and won "Best Bistro in Scotland" 🤷🤷

The Scottish Cafe & Bakery Awards

This team are honestly the best around, that's 3 massive awards in the last couple of months and couldn't be prouder of the fantastic team we have at Puffers.

Way too emotional for words tonight but a massive thank you to everyone who supports us as a small family run business and the unbelievable staff that keep us running everyday.

Business as usual tomorrow folks, bright eyed and bushy tailed ready to go again 😁

See you soon 😁😉

13/10/2026

🚨🔥 HEALTH & SAFETY AT ONLY DUGS 🔥🚨

We take health and safety VERY seriously here at Only Dugs.

So seriously, in fact, that Wallace has put himself forward for the position of Fire Marshal. 👨‍🚒🐾

No qualifications. No experience. Absolutely no understanding of fire safety.

But he’s confident, enthusiastic and looks tremendous in a position of authority. 😂

Applications are currently being reviewed, although Wallace has already declared himself the successful candidate.

Only Dugs. Where even the health and safety department has gone to the dogs. 🐶💙

13/10/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ONLY DUGS HITS THE TELLY! 📺🐾

Well, this has escalated quickly… 😂

Apparently, somebody somewhere has decided it’s a good idea to put me on national television. Well, Ayrshire television, but we’re working on world domination. 😏

Tomorrow night at 6PM, I’ll be appearing on That’s TV Ayrshire (Freeview Channel 8) talking about why Only Dugs stepped in to help restore Symington Primary School’s outdoor classroom after it was vandalised. 💙

All jokes aside, it’s a brilliant opportunity to highlight something we genuinely believe in — businesses should be part of their communities, not just operate in them.

We’re incredibly proud to have played our small part in putting something positive back into the community.

📺 Wednesday 14th October
⏰ 6PM
📍 That’s TV Ayrshire — Freeview Channel 8

Tune in to witness a man who spends his days talking to dogs attempting to communicate with actual humans. 🐶😂

What could possibly go wrong?

12/10/2026

📰🐾 STOP THE PRESS… ONLY DUGS HAS MADE THE NEWS! 🐾📰

Usually when Only Dugs makes a scene, there’s a Labrador involved, somebody’s lost a ball, and at least one dog is behaving like they’ve never had a day’s training in their life. 😂

But this time, it’s for something a wee bit different. ❤️

Following the vandalism at Symington Primary School, we rolled up our sleeves, got the paintbrushes out and helped bring some life back to the school’s outdoor classroom. 🎨

We didn’t do it for publicity. We did it because community matters, and when something gets damaged, sometimes the best response is to get stuck in and make things better.

So seeing our efforts recognised in the Irvine Times is a pretty special moment.

We’re known for looking after four-legged troublemakers, but it’s nice to show we care about the two-legged locals too. 🐶❤️

Not bad for a wee dog daycare in Kilwinning, eh? 😏

📰 Read the article here:
https://www.irvinetimes.com/news/26626146.kilwinning-business-helps-symington-school-vandalism/

A Kilwinning business has stepped in to help a Symington school after its outdoor classroom was vandalised.

09/10/2026

🚨 ONLY DUGS: HIGH-RISK INMATES 🚨

We’ve started identifying our more spicy residents with orange prison-style attire. 🧡😂

Not because they’re dangerous. Just because they’re absolutely unhinged and show zero remorse for their actions. 😏

And before anyone asks… my orange jacket is currently in the post. 📦👀

🐾 Only Dugs — where good behaviour is optional and parole is never guaranteed. 😂