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Camp 4 Paws Membership-based countryside dog daycare in Kilmarnock. Small groups. Structured days. Real play. Boarding for members. Fully licensed & insured.

🚨🚔 POLICE INTERCEPTORS: CAMP4PAWS EDITION 🚔🚨FRIDAY SPECIAL – AYRSHIRE'S MOST WANTED! 🐾Officers were called to Camp4Paws ...
09/10/2026

🚨🚔 POLICE INTERCEPTORS: CAMP4PAWS EDITION 🚔🚨

FRIDAY SPECIAL – AYRSHIRE'S MOST WANTED! 🐾

Officers were called to Camp4Paws this morning following reports of organised crime, reckless zoomies and a sophisticated biscuit-smuggling operation.

🎥 Here's what the cameras caught...

🚔 Henry & Arthur (Labs) – The notorious Labrador Brothers. Known for organised tennis ball theft. Both denied involvement despite being caught with balls in their mouths.

🚨 Maple (Lab) – Arrested for possession of stolen snacks with intent to distribute. Unfortunately, she'd already eaten the evidence.

🚔 Storm (Collie) – Clocked doing 90mph in a 5mph zoomie zone. Refused to pull over. Pursuit abandoned when officers ran out of breath.

🚨 Arnie (Rottweiler) – Initially identified as the gang's muscle. Turned out he was just looking for a cuddle. Charges dropped.

🚔 Harry (Cockapoo) – Wanted for disturbing the peace, excessive enthusiasm and impersonating a responsible adult.

🚨 Dylan (Poochon) – Suspected getaway driver. Unfortunately, couldn't reach the pedals.

🚔 Buddy (Lhasa Apso) – Arrested for obstructing a police investigation by lying directly in the middle of it. Refused to move without payment in biscuits.

🚨 Jasper (Cockapoo) – Caught fleeing the scene of a biscuit robbery. Claimed he was simply "out for a wee run."

🚔 Baloo (Shih Tzu) – Detained for loitering with intent to nap. Has an extensive criminal record for being ridiculously cute.

🚨 Lunar (Cavachon) – Questioned over suspicious activity near the treat cupboard. Exercised his right to remain adorable.

🚔 Lomond (Beagle) – Head of the Camp4Paws Nose Crime Unit. Supposed to be sniffing out contraband but got distracted by a sandwich three miles away.

📺 FINAL POLICE REPORT:
12 suspects. Multiple stolen balls. Several biscuit-related offences. Zero remorse.
All suspects were released without charge after officers discovered the entire force could be bribed with a gravy bone. 🦴

🚨 Camp4Paws Police Interceptors – keeping the streets safe, one stolen tennis ball at a time! 🚔🐾🤣

Have a brilliant Friday everyone! ❤️

🎂🐾 THE GREAT BRITISH BARK OFF! 🐾🧁🎶 On your marks... Get set... BAAAAKE! 🎶Welcome to the Camp4Paws Bake Off tent, where t...
08/10/2026

🎂🐾 THE GREAT BRITISH BARK OFF! 🐾🧁

🎶 On your marks... Get set... BAAAAKE! 🎶

Welcome to the Camp4Paws Bake Off tent, where the competition is fierce, the standards are questionable and absolutely nobody has washed their paws! 😂

👨‍🍳 Storm the Collie has appointed himself head judge. He's never baked a thing in his life, but he's very confident telling everyone else they're doing it wrong!

🧁 Luna, Angus and Maple the Labs were disqualified during the ingredients challenge. Apparently you're supposed to WAIT until the cake is baked before eating it! 🤦‍♀️

🍰 Rocco and Harry the Cockapoos have gone for style over substance. Beautiful presentation, fabulous hair, absolutely no idea what's in the oven!

🥊 Belle the Boxer has taken the instruction to punch down the dough a little too literally. The worktop may never recover!

🎂 Dylan the Poochon is attempting a delicate showstopper, although most of the icing appears to be on his face!

🥐 Serge the Italian Greyhound has gone for a sophisticated French patisserie. Very elegant, very refined, and he's absolutely freezing in that tent!
🌭 Trixi the Dachshund has made a sausage roll. It's six feet long, two inches high and bears an uncanny resemblance to herself!

🍪 Ace has been caught running an illegal biscuit operation behind the tent. Paul Hollywood has requested a private meeting.

🧁 Bella and Baxter the Spaniels have teamed up for the technical challenge. Bella's reading the recipe while Baxter's eating the evidence!

🏆 AND THIS WEEK'S STAR BAKER IS...
Nobody.
The tent's been demolished, the ingredients have vanished and someone has done a wee against the oven! 🤣

But there were plenty of soggy bottoms, some magnificent buns and enough chaos to keep Mary Berry reaching for the gin!

🐾 Camp4Paws — where every day's a showstopper, even if the only thing rising is the noise level! 😂🎂🐶

THE ONE WITH WEE DOG WEDNESDAY ☕️🐾Could this BE any more chaoticToday’s wee dog squad at CAMP4PAWS are officially living...
07/10/2026

THE ONE WITH WEE DOG WEDNESDAY ☕️🐾

Could this BE any more chaotic

Today’s wee dog squad at CAMP4PAWS are officially living in their Friends era

🐾 Trixie…Monica
Tiny, intense and somehow in charge despite nobody actually appointing her, probably already reorganised the toy basket

🐾 Lomond…Joey
Food obsessed, snack motivated and heard a packet open from 3 fields away
LOMOND DOESN’T SHARE FOOD 🍕

🐾 Remy….Ross
A bit dramatic, a bit sensitive and always looks like he’s got a very important opinion no one asked for
“We were on a break”

🐾 Willow…Rachel
Pretty, popular and fully aware of it, turns up looking cute and gets away with absolutely everything 🥰

🐾 Serge…Chandler
Long legs, nervous energy and the facial expression of someone who has just realised he’s surrounded by absolute lunatics
Could he BE any more Italian Greyhound 🤣

🐾 Dora…Phoebe
Pure chaos in a fluffy body, running on her own frequency, making her own rules and possibly singing Smelly Cat to herself in the corner

🐾 Luna…Janice
Loud, dramatic and impossible to ignore
OH MY GOD 🤣

🐾 Wolfie…Jack Geller
A bit oblivious, unintentionally funny and somehow always giving the impression he’s wandered into the wrong conversation 🤣

🐾 Reggie…Richard
Handsome, confident and carrying himself like he’s far too sophisticated for the chaos happening around him

🐾 Annie…Judy Geller
Polished, composed and quietly judging everyone around her while very obviously having favourites

🐾 Ember…Estelle
Tiny, opinionated and somehow managing everyone’s career despite absolutely nobody asking her to, has connections, has demands and will be taking 10% 📞🤣

🐾 Tilly…Emma
The baby of the group and very aware she is the centre of attention

🐾 Dylan…Mike
Chilled, easy going and just trying to survive the madness he’s somehow found himself in 🤣

No Central Perk for this lot, just zoomies, drama, suspicious behaviour and enough snack hunting to fill all 10 seasons

And with the new puppies joining soon, the cast is only getting bigger 🤣

I’ll be there for you, as long as you’ve got treats 🤎🐶

MOBLAND: CAMP4PAWS 🐾There are rules in this family.You don’t touch another dog’s ball.You don’t grass about who stole th...
06/10/2026

MOBLAND: CAMP4PAWS 🐾

There are rules in this family.

You don’t touch another dog’s ball.
You don’t grass about who stole the treats.
And whatever happens in the paddock… stays in the paddock 🤣

Arnie is running the operation. Nobody’s quite sure how, but nobody is brave enough to ask…

Storm & Poppy are the inner circle. They see everything. They remember everything.

Dexter & Obi handle collections…Mostly treat collections, but still.

Henry & Arthur are the lab brothers brought in when a job needs numbers… or someone needs a snack finished 😋

Ace is the smooth operator. Looks innocent. Absolutely isn’t.

Isla has been around long enough to know exactly how this works. She doesn’t ask questions, she just watches 👀

And Dylan? He came to stay… and somehow got far too involved 😜

Luna is currently unavailable for comment 🤣

By 10am, alliances were formed, someone will have been betrayed over a tennis ball, and Arnie will still deny everything.

Camp4Paws. Family first. Treats second. Evidence buried somewhere in the paddock 😂🐾

LOVE ISLAND: CAMP4PAWS 🏝️🐾A new week has begun in the villa…Storm & Poppy are still going strong ❤️Dexter, Obi & Angus h...
05/10/2026

LOVE ISLAND: CAMP4PAWS 🏝️🐾

A new week has begun in the villa…

Storm & Poppy are still going strong ❤️

Dexter, Obi & Angus have formed a boys’ club and are mostly here for the snacks 🤣

Bella & Baxter are creating unnecessary drama, obviously….😉

Trixie has decided she is the main character and, quite frankly, nobody is arguing with her 🤣

And just when everyone thought things had settled down…

Dylan has entered the villa 👀😂

Will heads turn?
Will the labs share their treats?
Will anyone actually behave themselves?

Absolutely not….🐾🏝️😂

🏰🐾 THE TRAITORS: CAMP4PAWS EDITION 🐾Welcome, Faithfuls… and amongst you are TRAITORS. 👀Nobody can be trusted. Biscuits a...
02/10/2026

🏰🐾 THE TRAITORS: CAMP4PAWS EDITION 🐾

Welcome, Faithfuls… and amongst you are TRAITORS. 👀

Nobody can be trusted. Biscuits are disappearing. Balls have mysteriously vanished. And someone definitely knows who dug that hole…

🕯️ Henry, Arthur & Maple – The Lab alliance. Claiming to be Faithfuls, but would betray absolutely anyone for a sausage.

👀 Storm – watching EVERYONE. Has already worked out who the Traitors are, what time lunch is and where Natalie keeps the tennis balls.

🖤 Arnie – immediately accused of being a Traitor purely because he looks suspiciously good in a cloak. Actually just wants cuddles.

🔍 Harry, Max & Jasper – holding secret meetings in corners, whispering theories and changing their minds every five minutes.

😇 Lunar – “Me? A Traitor?”
That innocent wee face isn't fooling us… 😂

👃 Lomond – completely uninterested in solving the murders. He’s following a far more important trail leading directly to the snack cupboard.

🤫 Baloo & Buddy – know EVERYTHING. Say nothing. Extremely suspicious behaviour from the wee-dog alliance.

🗡️ Dylan – turned up looking far too confident. Has definitely already practised writing MURDER on a card.

Tonight there will be a banishment…
But first…

WHO STOLE THE TENNIS BALL?! 🎾😱
The round table is getting heated, accusations are flying and the Labs are voting for whoever has the treats.

🏰 Welcome to The Traitors: Camp4Paws.
Where the only thing you can truly trust…
is that someone will grass you in for a biscuit. 😂🐾🕯️

⚔️🐾 THURSDAY GAME OF BONES: CAMP4PAWS Winter may be coming… but first, the battle for the Iron Treat Tin begins. 👑🦴From ...
01/10/2026

⚔️🐾 THURSDAY GAME OF BONES: CAMP4PAWS

Winter may be coming… but first, the battle for the Iron Treat Tin begins. 👑🦴

From the North come House Collie — Lady Poppy and Lord Storm, fierce, fast and prepared to defend the Sacred Tennis Ball at all costs. 🎾⚔️

House Labrador arrives in force — Maple, Angus and Luna. Their words:
"A snack is never enough." 😂

Then comes Belle of House Boxer, a mighty warrior whose preferred method of diplomacy is charging straight into battle and asking questions later. 💪🤣

But never underestimate the smaller houses…

🐉 Trixi of House Dachshund — tiny legs,
enormous ambition.

🩶 Serge of House Italian Greyhound — elegant, mysterious and dressed for absolutely none of this weather.

👃 Lomond of House Beagle — follows no king… only his nose.

⚔️ Bella & Baxter of House Spaniel — chaos is not a side effect. Chaos is the plan.

🐾 Harry of House Cockapoo — fluffy, charming and possibly plotting something.

👑 Dylan of House Poochon — small, curly and demanding his rightful place at court.

✨ Annie of House Poodle — regal, refined and quite clearly wondering how she ended up surrounded by these peasants.
Alliances will be formed.
Balls will be stolen.
Treats will disappear.
And by lunchtime… most of them will have abandoned the battle entirely and fallen asleep. 😂💤
👑 GAME OF BONES 👑
You play the game of treats… you win, or you sit nicely and hope Natalie and Carol gives you one anyway. 🦴🐾

MONDAY AT CAMP 🐾🌤️And would you look at that… IT’S DRY! 🤣🙌No waterproofs, no soggy dogs! We’ll take the win 😂The Camp cr...
28/09/2026

MONDAY AT CAMP 🐾🌤️

And would you look at that… IT’S DRY! 🤣🙌

No waterproofs, no soggy dogs! We’ll take the win 😂

The Camp crew are making the most of it with plenty of running, sniffing, playing, lounging and general Monday madness. 🐶💨

Starting the week exactly how we like it happy dogs, fresh air and, for once, slightly less laundry 🤣❤️

Happy Monday from Camp4Paws 🐾

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Kilmarnock

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Monday 7:30am - 5:15pm
Tuesday 7:30am - 5:15pm
Wednesday 7:30am - 5:15pm
Thursday 7:30am - 5:15pm
Friday 7:30am - 5:15pm

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