26/03/2026
Borderists! I’s had such an excitins morning!
It all started at 6am when Hoomum letted us outs into the outsidey bit, and there it was… a Pesky Squirrel 🐿️
Oaks and I got straight ons it and Arrood and Squealed and Shouteded the bestest we coulds! We was movins like grease lighting (not sure how Oaks kept up, but to be fair to the fatty bum bum he was right there wivs me!)
Said Pesky Squirrel jump up a tree, Oaks did some spectacular Par Cours off said tree, then it rans along the fence line all around the garden wiv us in hots pursuit Arroooing and Shoutings at the top of our lungs!
Hoomum by this point is stood in total shock not really knowing what the devil is occurring as she didn’t sees said Pesky 🐿️ straight away and it’s 6am and she’s still not had her Coffee drinks stuff!
Anyhoo said Pesky 🐿️ gots the better of us today (it won’t next time!), and all the Hoos in the locality got a nice early wakes up call and everyone’s now buzzin!
Hoomum said we was naughty boys for making such a shoutings at that time in the mornings but she still served us our favourite foody stuff for breakifast. 😋
Hope yous day started as grrrreat as ours!
Luffs, Sloppy kisses and a Piranha nibble
Col xx