22/10/2026
🎃🦇 THE GROOMERY HALLOWEEN CHRONICLES 🦇🎃
🚨 WANTED: FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE GROOMER! 🚨
Behind those innocent eyes and freshly trimmed faces lies a world of criminal activity! 👀🐾
From biscuit smuggling and indecent exposure to resisting arrest and crimes against the groomer, no suspect is above the law!
Over the coming days, we’ll be exposing The Groomery’s most notorious criminals, revealing their aliases and the shocking offences committed behind closed cabin doors.
⚖️ All suspects are presumed innocent… until the treats come out.
The public is advised to remain vigilant. Do not be fooled by those innocent little faces. These are hardened criminals disguised as respectable members of society! 💀🐾
Stay tuned. The evidence is damning, the crimes are ridiculous, and the mugshots are absolutely adorable.
🕷️ Welcome to The Groomery Halloween Chronicles… where good dogs do very bad things! 🖤🐾
