The Poop Fairy

The Poop Fairy 💩 Professional P**p Scoopers
🐾 Pet Waste Removal
🐶 Dog Poo Removal
♻️ Registered Waste Carrier
📍 Surrey & Kent

We’re so excited to be sponsoring a class at the Dormansland Charity Dog Show! 🐶🏆And of course, we had to pick one that’...
28/08/2026

We’re so excited to be sponsoring a class at the Dormansland Charity Dog Show! 🐶🏆

And of course, we had to pick one that’s guaranteed to make us laugh 😂

🗣️ Best “Speak” or Sing
Biggest bark, howl or full-on doggy “conversation” on cue!

Why not come along for a brilliant afternoon with your four-legged best friend? There’ll be loads of fun classes including Best Fancy Dress, Best Owner & Dog Lookalike, Best Trick and plenty more. 🐾

📅 Saturday 19th September
⏰ 1pm–4pm
📍 The Old House at Home, Dormansland

Even better, profits from the entry fees are being donated to a local dog rescue charity ❤️

Come along, have some fun and see if your dog has what it takes to win a rosette! 🏅🐶

The P**p Fairy is proud to be supporting a great local event for a great cause. 🧚‍♀️💩🐾

🚨 IS THE P**P FAIRY ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR?! We’ve received this message today and genuinely don’t know whether it’s real or...
28/08/2026

🚨 IS THE P**P FAIRY ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR?!

We’ve received this message today and genuinely don’t know whether it’s real or just another Facebook scam 😬

Facebook is one of our main ways of keeping in touch with you all, so we’re really hoping our page isn’t about to vanish!

If anyone has genuinely reported us, please let us know what we’ve done wrong so we can sort it.

And just in case we do suddenly disappear from Facebook. The P**p Fairy is still operating as normal! 🐾

You can still find us on WhatsApp or through our website.

Hopefully it’s all a load of… well… 💩😂

28/08/2026

Refer a neighbour and you BOTH get a little something 👇

🏡 If they live within 1 mile:
✅ They get 10% OFF their first service
🎉 Once their first visit is complete, you receive £10 credit towards your next service

🏡 If they live within 3 miles:
✅ They get 5% OFF their first service
🎉 Once their first visit is complete, you receive £5 credit towards your next service

Every new customer helps us build more local rounds, which means we can keep our services affordable, reliable and local 🙌

We scoop the p**p so you don’t have to! 🐾

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27/08/2026

💦 WHY ADD A DISINFECTANT RINSE AFTER YOUR SCOOP? 🧚‍♀️🐾

Picking up the p**p is one thing. Giving the area a disinfectant rinse afterwards takes it that little bit further ✨

Our rinse can help:

🦠 Reduce bacteria left behind
👃 Freshen up the area and help with smells
🐾 Give patios, paths and artificial grass a cleaner finish
🌿 Leave your garden feeling fresher and more enjoyable
👶 Give a little extra peace of mind in gardens used by children and pets

Perfect as an add-on to your regular or one-off scoop.

Because sometimes you don’t just want the p**p gone. You want the garden to feel clean again too 💩✨

We deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! 🐾

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27/08/2026

🌧️ Just a little reminder. A bit of rain won’t stop The P**p Fairies! 🧚‍♀️💩

We’ll still be out scooping, cleaning and collecting as usual.

However, if you’d rather rearrange your visit because of the weather, please send us a message with as much notice as possible. 😊

And if you spot a slightly soggy P**p Fairy out and about today… please be kind 😂🌧️🧚‍♀️

We deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! 🐾

26/08/2026

Apparently we’ve had a bit of a management reshuffle at The P**p Fairy… 😂🐾

👶 The baby has promoted herself to CEO
🐶 The dog is now Head of Operations
🧚‍♀️ And the rest of us are just here to do the actual work 💩😂

Early morning training went well. Although there was a lot of stopping to inspect sticks, leaves and birds… and absolutely no p**p scooped by either of them!

But don’t worry. The rest of us fairies are still on hand to deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! 🐾

25/08/2026

🧚‍♀️💩 The P**p Fairy DOES exist!

Fed up with dealing with the dog p**p? Leave it to us.

🐾 One-off & regular p**p scoops
🗑️ Pet waste removal & bin collections
🏡 Homes & businesses
✅ Fully licensed
✅ No contracts
✅ Friendly, reliable service

Serving Surrey & Kent 📍

Drop us a message for a free, no-obligation quote.

We deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! 🐾

24/08/2026

💩 Run a pet business? Let us deal with the waste.

The P**p Fairy provides reliable pet waste collections for dog fields, kennels, daycares, groomers, vets and other pet businesses, as well as homes.

🐾 Collections from £20
🐾 One-off or regular collections
🐾 No contracts
🐾 Fully licensed waste carrier
🐾 Surrey & Kent

📩 Message us today for a FREE quote.

We deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! 🐾

PET WASTE COLLECTIONS FROM JUST £20 PER COLLECTION 💩For homes and businesses 🏡🏢❌ Stop overpaying✅ Get a FREE, no-obligat...
21/08/2026

PET WASTE COLLECTIONS FROM JUST £20 PER COLLECTION 💩

For homes and businesses 🏡🏢

❌ Stop overpaying
✅ Get a FREE, no-obligation quote

Affordable, reliable pet waste collections across Surrey & Kent 🐾

🏆 No contracts
🏆 No hidden extras
🏆 One-off or regular collections
🏆 Fully licensed waste carrier

Whether it’s pet waste from your home, dog field, kennel, groomers, daycare or other pet business, we can help.

📩 Simply message us for a free quote.

The P**p Fairies …
We deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! 🐾

19/08/2026

Need more time in the day? ⏰
Want a little more time for you? 💕

Let The P**p Fairy lend a helping hand!

Whether it’s at home or your business, we’re here to take some of the pressure off and help keep on top of those jobs you’d rather not be doing.

There are so many reasons people use our services. Busy schedules, mobility issues, running a business, needing a bit of extra help, or simply not wanting to deal with the p**p yourself.

Whatever your reason, there’s no judgement. Ever. ❤️

🏡 Garden scoops & one-off clear ups
🐾 Pet waste removal
🗑️ Regular or one-off bin collections
🏢 Services for homes, dog fields, kennels, daycares and other pet businesses

Sometimes you just need an extra pair of hands. That’s where we come in 💕

We deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! 🐾

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The P**p Fairy
Edenbridge

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