10/08/2026
🚨 Missing bin 🚨
One of our bins is missing from the field...
At first I thought maybe it had broken and someone had put it somewhere out of the way, but I've searched everywhere and it's nowhere to be found. Which unfortunately leaves me with the conclusion that someone has actually stolen it.
I’d love to attach a photo of the stolen bin, but unfortunately I never anticipated a situation in which I’d need to keep photographic evidence of the bin. So please enjoy this photo of the space where the bin once lived.
To whoever took it, you can keep it. 😂
Genuinely. We don’t want it back.
But just... why?
It wasn’t particularly nice.
It wasn’t particularly valuable.
It has spent its life at a dog field being filled with poo.
It's got a lot of poorly drilled drainage holes in the bottom (thanks to me).
Did you plan this? Was this a heist? Was it opportunistic? Did you walk past and think, “Now that’s a cracking bin”?
Is it in your garden now? Worse, in your house? Have you washed it? Have you given it a new purpose? Does your family know where it came from?
We have so many questions and absolutely no answers.
Anyway, RIP bin 🫡
Not dead, obviously, just presumably starting a new life somewhere else.
Please bear with us while we replace an item we genuinely never considered somebody might nick 😂
