05/04/2026
📢Breaking News!
The Shagamuffins 🐾were arrested at a premises today after suspicions raised of unkempt behaviour. It has been reported they have been washed 🛁within an inch of their lives and dried in preparation for much need haircuts much to their dismay as they absolutely love to smell of bird and fox 💩 at any given opportunity 👀
Occupants of the premises have confirmed they will now be permitted to lounge on the sofa and beds.
