11/09/2026
✨⭐️MEET THE HELPERS ⭐️✨
…and by “helpers”, I mean the three biggest workplace liabilities I have.
Meet Franco, Florence (Italian greyhounds) & Alan(miniature dachshund) — the team behind the scenes at the dog tag collar HQ. Their official job titles are Quality Control, Product Testing and General Supervision.
Their actual job? Making sure absolutely nothing gets done efficiently. 😂😂
🧵🧶Franco is my resident thread thief. His main responsibility is to casually wander past, identify the most interesting-looking ball of thread, and see if he can steal it without Mummy noticing. If successful, he considers the day a triumph.
♥️🎀 Florence takes a more sophisticated approach. She sits like the perfect little lady, quietly observing everything going on… 👀 until she spots Franco with a ball of thread. Then suddenly she’s very interested in “teamwork” and would like to steal it from him instead. Obviously.
💙🐶 Alan has appointed himself Head of Post-Snack Clean-Up. Once Nanny has had her essential re-fuelling snack, Alan is straight in to make sure the floor is completely free of crumbs. A vital service. A thankless job. And one he takes VERY seriously. 🙄😂
So, do they actually help make dog tag collars? Absolutely not. (A sigh of pure relief there…)
But they do provide excellent moral support, occasional theft, unnecessary supervision and professional crumb removal — so really, what more could I ask for? 😂❤️
