Barking Beauties

24/09/2026

I have spaces available for 2 dogs on my books in Marks Tey due to families moving house and away from the area. I have evening and weekend appointments available. 🐾🐾🐾

25/08/2026

The trials of a Dog Groomer 🤣🤣

I want him short but not too short”
I heard my customer say.
“And he’s a little bit matted!
But I brush him every day.”

I roll my eyes to the heavens
I’ve heard this tale before,
They say they brush him all the time,
But it does seem like a chore!

Your fur baby needs this done
As often as you can.
It stops him feeling uncomfortable
And he’ll soon become a fan!

Please, please brush your fur baby
He’ll love you all the more
And your groomer will feel happier
When your dog walks through their door.

Brushing is really important
If you have a matted dog
We’ll only have to clip him off
And he’ll look just like a frog!

But he’ll only look that bad,
Just the once because next time,
You’ll brush him within an inch of his life,
Because mats are such a crime.

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

25/12/2025

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄🐾🐾

08/12/2025

01/12/2025