10/10/2026
📢 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE EQUESTRIAN COMMUNITY 📢
If your horse currently looks like a woolly mammoth, a yak, or something David Attenborough would narrate over… this one's for you🦙😂
You've spent a fortune on rugs, feed, supplements and fancy saddle pads… only for your horse to look like a badly upholstered sofa.
And don't even get me started on trying to get them dry after riding. You could have a shower, cook dinner, watch a film and get eight hours sleep before their armpits are remotely dry😭😂
✂️ FEAR NOT, THE HAIR REMOVAL DEPARTMENT IS OPEN!
I'm taking bookings for horse clipping, from a little tidy up to the full naked and afraid experience.
🏡 YARD DAYS AVAILABLE - up to 15 horses! Get your whole yard booked in and let's turn your herd of hairy mammoths back into respectable members of society.
💰 50% deposit secures your booking.
📩 Drop me a message to get booked in before your horse starts growing icicles.
Fully qualified, insured and experienced - because the only thing that should be wild this winter is your horse's behaviour, not its hair🤣🐴✂️