12/09/2026
😂 THE SPANIEL SQUAD HAS ARRIVED! 😂🐾
I’m looking after these three lunatics for the week while Mum & Dad are away enjoying a peaceful holiday… meanwhile, I appear to have accidentally opened a spaniel-themed asylum. 🤣
🤎 Hattie — small, cute and powered entirely by chaos. Approximately 4% dog and 96% Duracell battery. 😂 Happy, cheeky and permanently ready for whatever bad idea comes next.
🤍 Luna — Hattie’s mum and the absolute sweetheart of the operation. Her love language is apparently full-body compression. Sit down anywhere near her and congratulations… you are now underneath Luna. 😂❤️
🎾 Cookie Monster — has one thought.
BALL.
That’s it. That’s the entire operating system. 🤣 Throw ball. Retrieve ball. Throw ball. Retrieve ball. Stop throwing ball? UNACCEPTABLE.
Three spaniels.
One week.
Approximately 7,000 ball throws.
Absolutely no personal space.
Pray for me. 🤣🐾❤️