20/10/2026
🎉🥳 IT’S MY BIRTHDAY🥳🎉🐾
Well, well, well… 42 YEARS YOUNG TODAY! 🎂🎈 And apparently, turning 42 means I’ve completely lost the ability to tell the time! 🤣⏰
We’ve been running a teeny tiny bit behind schedule this morning… and by teeny tiny, I mean I’ve been operating at the speed of a sedated sloth! 🦥😂
Between sausage sandwiches, endless cups of tea and coffee, lovely birthday messages and booking myself and my son a gorgeous little getaway, the morning somehow disappeared! Whoopsie! 🤷♀️☕🥪
But fear not, the birthday girl has FINALLY made it out with her first group of gorgeous Woofs! 🐶💕
Now, obviously, being the considerate little angels they are, they’ve all decided to make my birthday walk extra peaceful and relaxing…
HAVE THEY HECK!!! 🤣🤣
🐿️ Bodie decided to celebrate by spotting a squirrel and launching himself over a giant bushy fence like he was competing in the Grand National! Cue me shouting his name like a fishwife and frantically waving treats around! 🏇😂
💋 Bailey, clearly overcome with birthday excitement, decided the best present she could give me was to launch herself directly into my FACE! One enormous slobbery kiss and a near-death experience later, I was still standing… JUST! 🤣💪
🤤 Bella has kindly taken it upon herself to decorate my trousers with a lovely coating of dog slobber. Very thoughtful, darling. Just what every birthday girl dreams of! 😂
😇 Fred and Nala, meanwhile, have been absolute little saints! No complaints whatsoever… YET! There’s still time, guys, don’t let me down! 🤣
All jokes aside, they’re all absolutely fantastic, and I love every single one of these crazy, slobbery, squirrel-chasing little nutters to bits! ❤️🐾
We’ll be rounding up this bunch of birthday hooligans shortly, getting everybody safely home, and then I’ll be collecting my next usual Tuesday gang for round two of the birthday madness! 🎉🐕
AND A LITTLE REMINDER… 📣
🏖️ I AM ON HOLIDAY FROM TOMORROW! 🏖️
Although my birthday brain has apparently already clocked off, packed its suitcase and ordered a cocktail! 🍹🤣
Unfortunately, the rest of me still has another group walk to do!
🐾 Woofs Walked will reopen on Monday 2nd November! 🐾
Right then, better crack on before I lose another three hours wondering what day it is! 🤣
42, fabulous, slightly behind schedule and covered in dog slobber… wouldn’t have it any other way! 🥳🐾❤️