The Adventures Of Dexter

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The Adventures Of Dexter My name is Dexter and I was born on the 28th September 2016. I was born on the 28th September 2016. I came to live with my mummy and daddy 10th December 2016.

I've been told I'm a naughty boy as I like to wake my parents up at 5:30am for my breakfast and to go outside. I love water and I'm usually seen in the in the bathroom or the sink! My water bowel goes around the kitchen and I make the floor all wet! My favourite toys are my pink, blue and purple mice and the owl's head called Ollie (he use to have loads of feathers too but I destroyed them it 5 minutes). My toys usually end up under the freezer or fridge and one of my parents get them out. I like to go outside exploring and running around growling. When I'm inside I search for trouble, however when I'm tired I suckle on my blanket on daddy's or mummy's lap and go to sleep. Oh and I forgot I love FISH, cheese and treats!!!

28/09/2026

It's my birthday today and I'm ten! Look at my new house!

23/09/2026

I've got a brand new box as an early Birthday present 🎁

My private water park is officially open......
21/09/2026

My private water park is officially open......

Parents back from holiday and I have fish tonight and a new toy
11/09/2026

Parents back from holiday and I have fish tonight and a new toy

Don't even think about moving me. Time to work on my tan (the white bits, obviously). 😸
05/09/2026

Don't even think about moving me. Time to work on my tan (the white bits, obviously). 😸

Faux-wood paneling? Check. Custom-fit cardboard? Check. Scratchpad flooring? Check. 5-star luxury right next to the sofa...
20/06/2026

Faux-wood paneling? Check. Custom-fit cardboard? Check. Scratchpad flooring? Check. 5-star luxury right next to the sofa.

Post-bowl-of-fish coma....
12/06/2026

Post-bowl-of-fish coma....

I wore my best formal attire for the occasion, and I must say, the chef really outdid themselves this evening. The flake...
08/05/2026

I wore my best formal attire for the occasion, and I must say, the chef really outdid themselves this evening. The flake on this whitefish? Perfection. The plating? Exquisite. My only complaint is the lack of a lemon garnish—and the fact that the human kept flashing a bright light in my face while I was trying to dine in peace.
​I’ll allow the paparazzi for now, but only because the service was prompt. 🥂🐟

Fish Friday and dirty paws!
25/04/2026

Fish Friday and dirty paws!

Who needs white paws when you can have custom-tinted adventure boots? I'm officially a trendsetter....
25/04/2026

Who needs white paws when you can have custom-tinted adventure boots? I'm officially a trendsetter....

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