Charlie's Tales

25/05/2026

Today dad tried to kill me and mom!

He took us up a bloody mountain in the dark. Mom fell over and really started to ache as we progressed. Dad took me right by the edge where I could have fell off, he then put me on something called a trig point, again I could have fell off, and then his equipment for making a coffee violently hissed at me causing me to yet again nearly fall off.
The only 2 benefits from dad's stupid idea were I got exercised, and I got to watch the sunrise with mom and dad at the top of a mountain. Still could have fell off though.

Now all dad keeps saying is "people tell me you cant tire out a spaniel, but hear I am rocking it"

The only thing im tired of is mom letting dad get away with his stupid ideas.

And now theyre making me have a bath, spaniels dont do clean.

Gonna sulking all evening now.

12/05/2026

Yesterday evening dad took me around Tamworth to find some Staffy's.
They were all great, but not as amazing as my mates Sgt Watchman and Pte Watchman who are the real Staffies of Staffordshire. Although, these statues are a great way to highlight the breed, and Staffordshire.

12/04/2026

Had a lovely mornings walk ( went on something called a train, for the first time).
We went to Tamworth to visit two new memorials on the lower lawn near a large castle.
I saw lots of dogs and I loved the ‘Watchman’ memorial.
People were touching the nose and it will be golden in no time!

06/04/2026

Sorry that I didn't post this yesterday, Ive been feeling a little bit poorly from all the doggy chocolate that Ive eaten thanks to mom spoiling me.

Thankfully, as he would see it. Dad caught me with my egg on camera.

After a rough 36 hours I am all clear of being diabetic.
No more doggy chocolate until Christ rises again, hopefully thats not 3 days from now!

I hope that you've had a great easter, goodnight.

28/03/2026

What the hell, mom!

Dad's bought me treats and you're putting them in a jar.

How can I eat them if you do that!

27/03/2026

22/03/2026

Mum has been spring cleaning the house today.
She treated me to some new blankets and cushions for my sofa…!
She is now playing classical music and has got the candles out
I’m just going to have a sleep while Mum has a coffee!
I love it when Mum is around on a Sunday!
Watching her busy cleaning makes the house look and feel so cosy!
I’m sure she’s related to ‘Mary Poppins’ might see if Mummy wants to watch a film later while she’s busy doing schoolwork!!!
Does she ever stop???

21/03/2026

A crazy 24 hours with mom and dad.
Last night we went to the reopening of the Samual Barlow where dad was his goofy self, then this morning we went for breakfast at Lichfield Pantry, then on to the Staffordshire Regiment Museum, and then I went to the dog groomers. And even though im nervous, I am getting much better with coping when I go there. The staff a Short Bark and Sides Grooming are professional, courteous, and helpful. And its more than obvious that they love dogs. 10 out of 10, I would highly recommend.

15/03/2026

Dad, hurry up, I want to wrestle!!!