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Santos Slice Of Paradise, Benizalón (2026)

16/10/2026

BIG BOY WALKS!

Yes folks, I'm still doing big boy walks (sorry Donna, you're an honourary big boy now). I'm eating HOOOGE bowls of meat, cheese, breadsticks AND having my blood-nasties pills in ham as well. I'm still getting fed that funny powder every few days (bleurgh 🤢) but Mum does mix it with hunny so it's not quite so awful (it's still awful 😂). Got me ARFs back properly too. But I'm not eating cake - Dad bought some and ended up having it himself 😂 But don't worry he's still a fit n healthy dad, just like me.

Well you know Mad Monty scared us all by going Pod-About? He did it again but not so bad. In fact it woz a sort of success in the end. He's got so much better with Mum n Dad that he's been having a bit of off lead time and behaving well - until he didn't. Oooops 🤭 We blame Donna! Mum unclipped his lead and it woz all going well until Dangerous Donna The Rabbit Snatcher set off as fast as her short legs would go, which is FAST🚴三. And Monty followed! Oh nooooooooooo. Mum spied something moving on the ridge top, then two furry missiles streaking through the bushes and P**F! GONE! Proper gone too, norty people. Mum called n called (very loudly 🔊) and thankfully Monty's tracker woz showing up on screen, heading her way. Miss Malshep came into view at top speed but Monty wasn't with her. Mum checked the tracker and called - and she could see him on the phone fairly racing back. Come on Monty Man! He found the top of 'our' track and came down straight to Mum. What a star ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ BIG FUSS AND CUDDLES!

Miss Donna's treatment is going well, but she started snotting out blood 😬 so yesterday she had a half dose. No more nosebleeds. Phew! 😁 Today she had another half dose, but she wasn't impressed by all the dogs crowded into Mr Eduardo The Needle Jabby Man's waiting room. She woz grumbling n protecting Dad, we think. Silly girl! Dad dropped into the little village pharmacy for yet more meds (it's Dog Hospital here you know) and by the time he'd got across the road Donna woz half out of the window 😂😱. So he had to get her out but the nice lady let her into the shop.

We had visitors again yesterday and Monty didn't like it very much but he didn't spend his whole day up the garden this time. He akshully stuck his head through the curtain to spy suspiciously on them 👀. That's big progress! Then he sat outside being mostly quiet 🤫, which is even bigger progress.

Dads been making sweary noises coz we've had things failing. Off grid is such fun he says 😂. A pond pump failed, and a ceiling fan - which the stoopid Spanish makers don't do parts for. I can't possibly repeat wot he said about that 😂.

We're s'posed to be getting rain 🌧 but Mum's totally unconvinced, coz we almost always get missed here. The olives would love it though coz they're ripening, and it'll soon be time to try the Speshul Olive Wibblers. Ooooooooo!

12/10/2026

ALL HAIL DANGEROUS DONNA!

Everyone went to bed as normal and because today is Monday, Mum n Dad thought they'd have a lie-in. 😂 But they hadn't reckoned with Mad Monty! The silly boy went off at Very Dark O'Clock - cue bleary hoomans shouting "SHUT. UP." several times 😵‍💫 Oooops. Then he went off again at Still Dark O'Clock! (half an hour later). Mum n Dad managed another 45 minutes snooze until "It's Just Starting To Get Light O'Clock" then Mum woz awake. So it woz release the hounds for a wee time, followed by a coffee and the big walking boots on (as Mum's worn out her summer trail boots!) 🥾 👣🚶

Off we went, 'cept Pip who doesn't want to go far and is happy with a trot down the rambla these days. I'm eating LOADS of raw meat 🥩, I've put all my weight back on and feeling VERY FINE INDEED for a dog with two incurable illnesses! So it woz big boy pants on for a big walk.👖

Everyone woz happy and racing about (well not Henry, he's a moochy greyhound) until we got to the digger. Then we were Met By Mastins! Well Mum's a mastin but the pup definitely isn't. (Mum says it's an ugly thing that looks a bit like a mastin crossed with a boxer 🤭).

They were stood in the field OOOOFFF-ing
stupidly, like they do, but Miss Donna woz very unimpressed. She set off across the field with a look in her eyes.... 👀. Mum called her back. The mastins took a step forward, and Donna set off down the field again. The mastins retreated a bit, Donna got halfway back to Mum n then decided she'd had enuff of people threatening her pack. 💪 Both mastins weren't ready for a mad Malshep with an evil glint in her eye! Donna grabbed the Mum on her bum with a warning nip, and they shot off squeaking. Haha! You don't mess with Dangerous Donna the Mastin Mangler! 💪😈

Then as we got back to the farm gate Mum could hear a dog squeaking somewhere in the distance. She stopped to listen, and thought it might be a lost one. But when we got to the farm gate it woz with a hunter on the far hillside! Mum woz puzzled 🤔💭, Fozzie and Donna were intrigued. Then a truck went by with a dog in it so Mum phoned Dad and YES it's a RED DAY. Red days are public holidays - as Dad put it "No idea what this one is for - it's probably the 12th holiday of the *bleeping* month, *bleeping bleeps*" DAD that's ROOD! 😂

You'll be glad to know we avoided the bleeps, and I did lots of ARFing up the road, then down the track then back up the track, then down the road again. I'm such a silly sausage! 😁. I ate another HUGE meaty brek and I'm sleeping 💤 😴 while the others go mental at bleeps from the safety of the compound 😂

Monty Man is fine after his norty great escape, and is getting better too. He's very cheeky, a bit of a food thief, and curling up on the sofas with us and Mum n Dad. Dad says it must be nice for him to finally feel safe enuff to relax properly.

Mum didn't get photos of me this morning (or anybody), so she's given you a montage of Dangerous Donna The Mastin Mangler 😂

10/10/2026

We have a double pond!

Mum n Dad have been doing a lot of digging, earth moving, levelling, head scratching 🤔 and rock collecting. And it's linked by a pipe to the big round one so that makes filling easy too 💦. Clever Hoomans, and speshully Dad!

Mum rescued a tiny mouse from it before it was filled, and a frog (twice) - silly creatures for falling in!

Last time Mum collected our speshul raw meat she went looking for some plants - and came back with a mini-tree and Rosemary bushes 🌳. It wasn't wot she was looking for though 😤. She woz a bit miffed coz everywhere had "everything but what I *bleeping* went for" Ooops, language Mum 🤭

The water critters haven't found the bath yet and Dad's Pond Cam is on the blink, so we can't check the others. I'm sure the fox and rabbits are using it already though, based on the amount of Fozzie noise that goes on here after dark 😂

09/10/2026

Alert🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
ALERRRRRTTTT! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

So what connects this and THIS?

Yes you guessed it - Monty decided he was going walkabout at tea time yesterday! 😱

Mum n Dad were busy as usual doing stuff around the 'Hacienda', followed by lunch and some mindless telly to relax with. We were all snoozing, twitching and farting (HENRY!) as we'd had big boy walks (yes, me included) and were gathering ARFs for later 😁.

Well Mum stood up to call The Furry Army to order at walk time but no Monty.

That's when we saw THE GATE 😱

I'd already been out patrolling and making noises at lifeforms, but I didn't escape. I'm sensible you know! But Monty had vanished. P**f! Gone! 🏃💨

The gate had come open somehow, even though Mum n Dad are VERY careful. Dad fiddles with them a lot cos they get dust in them and it stops them working.

Mum threw us in our collars and we set off on the teatime-ly round the block gallop. Dad got up on the roof yelling MONTEEEEEEE, and scanning for a caramel thing. Nothing! 😱. Then when Mum got back he set off in the car, still yelling MONTEEEEEEE, for a drive round the tracks. (Trackers don't work so well here and are often wrong 😬).

Of course we were only interested in when tea woz arriving. Then we were miffed at being left by Mum, who went out Monty hunting as well.

An hour later.... ARF ARF, Woo woo, lots of noise, MONTY MAN IS HOME!

Mum heard Fozzie making a huge noise, then Dad beeping the car horn 📯. Monty man woz back returned. The norty boy had gone on a tour of the hillside hunting rabbits! Dad saw him come out of the bushes n trot non-chalantly back down our track towards home 🏠. Dad followed in the car coz Monty woz on his way faster than the car could go.

Mum said he obviously wanted his tea by then, AND knew where it was!

Honestly MONTY. We don't need that again, thank you!

07/10/2026

It's Monty's 9 month-aversary today!

He nearly didn't make it. It's been really hard on everyone coz he's been so upset, afraid and skittish. Mum n Dad have been pulling hair out, sweating, swearing, losing sleep (literally) and trying to catch him off hillsides!

But finally, we're seeing the real Monty.

So here's a Monty Montage. Congratulations Monty Man, you might be staying 🎉🥳👏 😂

04/10/2026

Good morning from Mrs Brown's Beasts!
Back to big boy walks.
ARF! 🔊

03/10/2026

"Oi Mum, where's our croissant?!"

🗣️ Pip reporting in from Vet Central! Oh noooooo!

Dad took the fitties out this morning really early so Mum could get ready. But SHE DIDN'T TELL US WHAT FOR!

I didn't have any breakfast at all and was shut in a bedroom while everyone else was rattling bowls. I was very confused and a bit miffed. That's not very nice Mum, I'm feeling much better after my poo tablets and I don't appreciate it at all!

Once everyone had clean bowls, Mum had her morning coffee and I did get a few bits of biscuit, which was nice. She said she didn't want to give me much in case I needed to be sedated. SEDATED??????? WHAT???????

Then she started moving about doing stuff with Mats, bags and water bottles, which is never a good sign 😂. Fozz, Donna and Santos started scampering because they wanted a trip out in the car. I didn't. How did they know, before Mum had even rattled a collar? It's a mystery alright.

So then I was dragged unwillingly to the gate, with Miss Donna. Well I suppose it was a bit better than being all on my own. She leapt into the car but me being an old man now (Mum forgets) had to be lifted. Then it was a long journey with lots of countryside and different smells, and an occasional Donna nose out of the window 🐽.

When we got out we were in a weird place with concrete and shops. (I've been here before but Donna hadn't). So it was wee time followed by seeing Mr Aert, the nice Dutch Vet Man. I was loaded onto this thing in the back room, on my side with legs in mid air, all very undignified. Then he poured some cold squidgy stuff on me and wiggled around with some cold proddy thing, making noises about my internal workings. Oi, that's private stuff, thank you!

Mr Aert said my internal workings are JUST FINE. I don't have any lumps or bumps or nasty things growing. Phew! But Mr Aert told Mum that because of my poorly kidneys and brain tumour, she probably shouldn't operate on my cloudy eye. He says it's too risky now 😢. He says my teeth are poorly and they should be cleaned though.

Then it was time for Miss Donna's bald patches! Shes got 'specs' around her eyes which Mum says is a kind of mite. Mr Aert said the treatment for it can take a little while to kill them, and the hair can fall out coz it's damaged. He gave her a special injection which she didn't even notice because she's such a big blundery lump! But he said if she doesn't get better she'll be back for a biopsy. (Eeeeuw that sounds nasty, I'm glad im not getting one)

We were both very happy to be fussed over and given dog biscuits, and even happier with fresh croissant! Yum!

Mum bought Dad 2 raisin whirl things, which we were not allowed. MEANIES!

Everyone was very pleased to see us back at home and Dad pronounced his whirly thing to be DELICIOUS! (It was very big but he HAD to eat a whole one 😂)

29/09/2026

Good morning and hello again friends! I'm sorry it's been a few days but we've been a bit distracted coz we've got men down. (Well Man and Donna).

You know Pip was sposed to go for a scan in the Big Hole Machine? Well he didn't. It didn't go well at all coz his blood test said "Uh-oh ❌ POORLY" and the nice vet lady said it woznt a good idea. Apparently putting him to sleep for the Big Hole Machine could make Pip's kidneys a lot worse a lot quicker. Mum was very miffed coz Dad had gone all that way and wasn't even offered an ultrasound! (Coz they thought Mr Eduardo would have one but he doesn't, so Mum woz fuming 😤😤😤😤) She wanted to see if he had other fings growing, and not just in his brain 😡, but no, didn't happen.

Looks like Pip won't get an operation on his cloudy eye now. Mum n Dad think it's not fair to try. Which means he might go blind 🧐 (but better that than dead 😢).

Well 2 mornings ago after the Big Hole Machine Disaster, there were BIG SPLOSIONS. Dad went to let us all out n the whole of the back passage woz peppered with puddle-poo. It woz EVERYWHERE 😱😬. We suspected Pip n we were right. Pip wandered about the garden doing drips 💦 coz he'd nothing left in him. He's also not wanting walks either! Mum made him some speshul tuna n potato but he woznt impressed by that, or biscuits. Pip off his food 🍲? He must be really ill!

Mum took Pip n Donna to Mr Eduardo the needle jabby man, coz of Pip's bum, broken tail, n Donna's baldy eye bags 👜. He took a blood sample from Donna as soon as Mum said "she's got a snuffly nose" 🐽, n beetled off into the back room. When he came back he said Donna's got worms in her blood like me n Fozz. Oh nooooooo! So they've started her on a big dose of 'my' tablets to see if that works (it's a big dose coz she's fat 😂). Mum's also using herbal stuff that Fozzie gets and some speshul oil capsules she says kill anything 😬.

Pip had to go back to the vets yesterday coz Mr Eduardo wanted to see his tail properly. (Poor Pip must be thinking he's going to live there soon!)
The road woz closed! There woz a big crane doing something. MUM WOZ NOT AMUSED (and there were a lot of rood bleepy words 😂). So she had a big detour (still bleeping) which took her down into a rambla then up a steep bit of road with cracks in it (to very much more bleeping)!

Halfway up the street Pip did an orrible yellow puddle - but Clever Mum had thought of that and brought lots of water to wash it away 🌊. Mr Eduardo poked at Pip's tail gently and said it woz better not to take it off, coz with Pip's poorly kidneys it could "cause a 3-4 month nightmare'. He said to keep it wrapped up coz the break would heal quicker than a tail stump. Don't like the sound of a tail stump 😬 and I think Pip doesn't either! On the way back, they had another yellow Pip puddle 😱😩. Then the pharmacy had run out of Donna Tablets.

In between all of this we had Mr Glenn and his friend Hernan here to look at some more building work. 🏠Monty woznt happy with that and really gave them a lot of Yipping. I'm sure he'll be even less happy when they start, silly Monty!

Good news is Mum n Dad have got the Apocalypse Meat Freezer running n Mums going to Iceland tomorrow to fill it. Nom nom 😋. I'm scoffing it in hoooooge bowls full - so hooge that the other day I sicked sum up (oooops) just as Dad woz eating his yoghurt n cereal 😂

Just another few days in the mad house, I s'pose!

29/09/2026

Good morning! 🥱🌞😘
I'm feeling great today! ARF!

26/09/2026

This is getting ridiculous Mum, Why are we out (and nearly home) in the dark?
Because we're beating the hunters back, and Dad's having to go somewhere very early⌚ so we need to be quick, otherwise Henry and Pip will be all by themselves.

Oooooh, sounds exciting. Wots he up to?
Prepping for the apocalypse Santos.
Mum!

Ok, he's off in the car to collect a big chest freezer for your meat, as ours is full and we can't get yours in as well.
What the whole freezer will be full of meat? Oooooh yum. More big meals for meeeeee 😋
Well yes, mainly, plus a bit of prepping for the apocalypse, of course.
MUM! Stop being silly!

And he's getting two dustbins with clip on lids to make home rotary composters.
So we can grow our own food? Like beetroots n peppers n tomatoes that Dad likes?
Well I hope so, but my current efforts haven't gone very well! I'm hoping my fingers get greener with practice.

Is he bringing treats back?
Well he would....but the last time we bought you cake you moomin-faced it, so no, seeing as Dad now has to eat your cakey leftovers!

But what about our food Mum. I don't eat vegetation. We'll starve on greenery! Can you grow rabbits?
Yes, you can, but in this valley they grow themselves. There's more rabbits here than Watership Down! We just need to get better at catching them, and there's a plan for that 😁 seeing as you lot can't. I mean look, we've been out well over an hour and not a single rabbit hair between you 😂

ROOD!

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