05/08/2026
And it's good dawning from the Whole Gang today 😁
After my de-fruiting injection I had 2 days off my morning walk. Don't worry, I woz eating well but just fancied a snooze-in. Mum n Dad asked me if I wanted to come, but I decided to rest me old bones, wonky legs and mouth parts 😂. Some days you just don't feel like getting out of bed, speshully if it's at ridiculous o'clock, by headlight! Look Hoomans, even the birds n the bees aren't up yet 🐦🐝
It woz hot last night, even outside, so we were thrown into the wet coats. Mum insisted! Coz we live in a bowl she says the cold air drops down to us. It woz certainly warm enuff, coz mum was sweaty 🥵 and she's not in a fur wrap. So poor Mum struggled up the hill with a rucksack full of 💧💦 for drinks and coats wets while the Trailing Th*****me (me, Henry n Pip) strolled behind non-chalantly. I don't know what a Chalant is but it sounds like some medieval battle thingummy ⚔️. I'm sure we haven't got one, and even surer I'm not one! Unless a silly cow face wud repel the enemy 😂
Nobody caught anything today, but Mum did hear a suspicious crunching noise up the hillside. FOZZIE! Stop eating dry bunny bits, they're mine (if I can get to them, it's a bit steep!). It woz more of a trot today than a run, and Mum's had to adjust everyone's food coz they're getting fat. Not enuff exhershun to burn off the calories! 🚴三 'Cept for me of course - I'm eating big meat meals again 🥩. Mum doesn't weigh it, she just dumps more than she thinks I'll eat in my bowl and lets me decide. (I think a big breakfast is in order this morning, nom nom 🍳☕🍞😁)
Auntie Kerry's here today, so Monty's barking at every noise and won't go in the house. Uncle Lee dog-sat yesterday coz Mum n Dad had a day out, and Monty did manage to go in the sun room. Its got a separate door so he creeps in hoping nobody sees him - silly boy!
Mum's job today was a Pip bath and hairspray💇🌀. He's having medical baths 3 times a week, which is going down really well 😂 We love baths! 😂. It's more Trial By Hosepipe, but coz it's summer at least the water from the tank is warm. So Pips been bathed n conditioned, and so has Mum 😂
Dads going somewhere with Uncle Lee today n he's taken a tape measure, notepad and drone 😲. I wonder what they're up to? It's bound to include tostada and a non alcoholic beer, I'm sure!🍺
