01/26/2021
I’m laughing hard haha 😂 I woke up to this message from a client I had for 8 years. Enjoy this!!
“You didn’t charge enough!!!
So no one has any time available for pups grooming. Bob got us a booking for March. But she looks like she stuck her nose in an electric socket soooo...
I took on the role of grooming Sadie, no worries of how bad she looks, coz she will get a real groom soon.
Which brings me back to ...
you didn’t charge enough!
Ok so first off I am using a mans body grooming thingy coz not paying 100 for a proper pup grooming set.
Holy s**t balls! How much fu***ng fur can a dog have????
1- First night......the back. 3 x 6 minute sessions. Three x sweeping floor, 6x treats. One x laundry. 2 x recharging groom thingy.
2- neck and chest... like really? She’s a frickin springer.
5 x 3 minute sessions with squirming dog. Bribery of about 10 treats. 5 x sweeping floor. I x laundry.
3- One... I repeat, one scrawny fu***ng leg of a devil dog having multiple pup syndrome. It’s one little fu***ng leg. I seriously believe performing open heart surgery could be easier.
It’s not like she is snapping, she just won’t sit still and no amount of glasses of w**e help her behaviour.
I have fur every where because as soon as she is released from my death grip she races around the room spreading her fur like she is fu***ng seeding a garden.
Like seriously........
I would not do this for anything less than 300.00.
We have 3 legs and the belly left.
Cost so far...
Man shave thing.. $40.00
Electric... $ dunno
W**e x 3 $45
Sanity... lost.
You didn’t charge enough!!!!
Feel free to share this with anyone, especially husband. As far as I am concerned you are somewhere between a saint and essential care.
I don’t know how you did it!”