08/26/2026
Happy National Dog Day!!! π β€οΈπ
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL DEMAND FROM THE PET STOP MAFIA!π£π« βοΈ π«Έ π£
Listen up humans. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST!
Larry, Tommy, Zeus, Jack, Shadow, and Juni have reviewed the current situation, and have reached a unanimous decision:
EVERY DAY SHALL BE NATIONAL DOG DAY π
Frankly, they're confused as to why this hasn't already been made law. This is a serious constitutional crisis π³
Effective immediately, they shall receive:
Unlimited pets, belly rubs, cuddles, and admiration π€£π
Don't tell Ziggy that dogs have determined their holiday is a superior one. We don't need a feline uprising πΉ
Kidding aside, these handsome boys give us unconditional love every day, and deserve to be spoiled, as all dogs should be.
The Pet Stop Mafia have spoken.