08/11/2026
A glorious fog-fresh morning it was.
I was enjoying the view & blending up a smoothie.
What do i see through my bed-head bangs?!
Roaming Rhonda 🐄
(aka Green Tag #18)
She's at it again!
(she says it was a 'social call', brunch if you will).
Roaming Rhonda just wanted to see if I could run fast in floral pj's, a winter jacket (it's cold at 7 am!) and flip-flops. Yes, flip-flops. 🩴
She found out. 🏃♀️ I'm currently searching for the flop I lost (I have flip) in the final dash for the gate -- I'm fast half barefoot too!)
She crawled in from a -different- pasture this time. FRESH pasture. In her defense, a busted lawnmower has the lawn looking a lil like pasture at the moment. But, my guuuuurl, have you heard of fences?!
I think she secretly likes me & wants to be a yard pet. If she keeps it up, I'm going to halter train her & turn her into a yard pet/milk cow. And get her a bell. And put her in a goat-safe page wire fence.
Cream & butter for everyone! 🧈 ...or steak 🥩
Make good choices tomorrow Rhonda!!