09/07/2026
A FINAL MANAGEMENT UPDATE 🍞
Well… I have some important news.
After months of running the Cat Relations Department, introducing roommates, answering comments, managing the humans, and generally keeping this place organized…
I am going home.
That’s right. I have officially been promoted to Forever Cat. 🏠❤️
Apparently someone finally reviewed my qualifications and decided I was the right candidate.
I would like to thank everyone who followed along with my roommate files, commented on my posts, supported my roommates, and kept asking when I was going to find my forever home.
It turns out the answer was Friday. Now, before I leave, I have one final piece of management business to take care of.
Someone needs to take over. I considered several candidates.
The dogs were too chaotic. The cats were unavailable. The humans were, obviously, never an option.
So I found someone who I believe will fit the role perfectly.
They’ve been here the entire time.
They see everything. They hear everything. And they’ve been quietly observing the shelter this whole time. I think they’re ready.
Who did I hire? You’ll have to wait and see.
I’m not giving away all of my management secrets before I leave.
As for me, I have a new position to report to: Being someone’s spoiled cat.
I think I’m going to be excellent at it.
Thank you for following my management career. It’s been a pleasure.
The shelter will be in good hands. Probably...
– Toast 🍞❤️
Former Acting Director of Cat Relations
Newly appointed Head of His Own Household