05/14/2026
Lolol
Opened the fridge to grab a snack and found the chickens in there having a full-blown meeting about ‘optimal corn freshness.’ 🐔❄️
Apparently it’s not a refrigerator anymore — it’s a climate-controlled feather lounge. One chicken is guarding the leftovers, one is pretending she’s frozen goods, and another has somehow convinced herself she’s the manager of the dairy section. At this point I just slowly close the door and let them continue whatever tiny chicken business operation they’ve got going on in there.