Phat Dawgz All Breed Pet Grooming

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Phat Dawgz All Breed Pet Grooming At Phat Dawgz All Breed Dog Grooming LLC, we believe that every pet deserves personalized care and attention. ONLINE BOOKING AVAILABLE
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Our grooming sessions are designed to be completely one-on-one, ensuring your furry friend receives the pampering they deserve in a calm and comfortable environment. With no cages or kennels, your pet can relax while enjoying a luxurious grooming experience, complete with high-quality products and a delightful blueberry facial. We specialize in double-coated breeds and pets with anxiety, providing a stress-free grooming experience tailored to their needs. Additionally, our home boarding service offers a loving alternative to traditional facilities, featuring ample playtime, soothing walks, and regular updates to keep you connected with your pet's adventures. Your pet's happiness and well-being are our top priorities!

🚨🎬📣 STOP EVERYTHING! CLEAR THE BUILDING! HIDE THE COMMONERS! THE CELEBRITY HAS ARRIVED! 📣🎬🚨LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… BOYS AN...
10/09/2026

🚨🎬📣 STOP EVERYTHING! CLEAR THE BUILDING! HIDE THE COMMONERS! THE CELEBRITY HAS ARRIVED! 📣🎬🚨

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… BOYS AND GIRLS… PLEASE PUT YOUR PAWS TOGETHER FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE RIDICULOUSLY FAMOUS…

🥁🥁🥁 DAVE. THE. DOG. 🥁🥁🥁

YES, FOLKS! THAT DAVE! 🤣🤣🤣

Now, for those of you living under a rock, Dave isn’t just ANY dog. OH NO! His daddy WRITES BOOKS! And not just grocery lists or questionable Facebook posts. WE’RE TALKING ACTUAL BOOKS ON AMAZON! 📚😂

That’s right! There are books called “Dave the Dog” featuring Dave and his big brother Raymond, affectionately known as Ray Ray, getting up to all sorts of adventures!

AMAZON, PEOPLE! AMAZON!!! 🚨

Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to pay my bills, and this four-legged Kardashian has LITERARY REPRESENTATION! 💀🤣

I’m beginning to suspect that fame has gone straight to this boy’s enormous, furry head. He’s not just a dog anymore. He’s an AUTHOR’S DOG. A CELEBRITY. A BRAND. A WALKING, BARKING, TAIL-WAGGING CORPORATE ENTERPRISE! 😂💰

When Dave arrives for his SPAW, I swear I should be rolling out a red carpet, hiring security, and having someone hold a microphone while I announce his arrival.

🎤 “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Dave! Best known for absolutely NOTHING he personally had to write, but famous nonetheless!” 🤣🤣🤣

And the DEMANDS? OH, THE DEMANDS! 😭😂

This boy expects FIVE-STAR LUXURY SERVICE from the moment he walks through my door.

I try to accommodate His Royal Highness, of course. I massage, I pamper, I fuss, I flatter, I cater to his every whim…

And Dave looks at me like I’m one tiny mistake away from being FIRED!

EXCUSE ME, SIR?! I DID NOT KNOW I WAS EMPLOYED BY THE CANINE VERSION OF A HOLLYWOOD A-LISTER! 💅🐩

By the time his SPAW is finished, I’m physically exhausted, emotionally depleted, questioning every life decision that led me here, and considering whether I need to hire an assistant just to manage his celebrity schedule! 🤣💀

And Dave?

Dave is ready for his close-up.

Freshly groomed. Looking fabulous. Probably expecting his photo to be published in People Magazine: The Dog Edition.

Meanwhile, I’m in the background looking like I’ve survived three natural disasters and a hostage negotiation! 😂😂😂

DAVE, DARLING… WE LOVE YOU, BUT YOUR PEOPLE NEED TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE A DOG, NOT THE KING OF ENGLAND! 👑🐾

Although, let’s be honest… I think Ray Ray is the only one in this family who hasn’t let the fame go to his head. 🤣❤️

Keep shining, you furry little superstar! And please remember that your next SPAW appointment does NOT come with a private jet, a personal chef, or a rider demanding imported bottled water!

…Although, knowing you, you’ll probably ask for all three. 💀🤣🤣🤣

❤️🐾 PHAT DAWGZ: WHERE EVERY DOG IS TREATED LIKE A CELEBRITY… EVEN WHEN THEY START BELIEVING THEIR OWN PUBLICITY! 🐾❤️

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🤣🐾 OH HOWIE… YOU HANDSOME LITTLE WEIRDO! 🐾🤣Y’all KNOW you’ve seen this ridiculously handsome dude before! ❤️😍 But today,...
10/09/2026

🤣🐾 OH HOWIE… YOU HANDSOME LITTLE WEIRDO! 🐾🤣

Y’all KNOW you’ve seen this ridiculously handsome dude before! ❤️😍 But today, Howie was flying SOLO, and apparently, he didn’t need a co-pilot, a support group, or adult supervision! 😂✈️

I swear, I am IN LOVE with this guy! He’s quirky, goofy, and just as delightfully UNHINGED as Mandel! 🤣 These boys clearly missed the memo on how to be normal dogs, and honestly? THANK GOODNESS! Because normal is BORING! 😂😂

Howie lives to make people smile and laugh. He’s got that special talent for turning an ordinary day into a full-blown comedy show! 🎭🐶

Now, I like to think I’m pretty funny. I sing, I dance, I make ridiculous noises, and I embarrass myself on a professional level to entertain these four-legged clients. I have absolutely NO dignity left in this business! 🤦‍♀️🤣

But HOWIE? Oh nooooo!

I try my hardest to make HIM laugh, and this furry comedian just looks at me like, “Bless your little heart, woman. Comedy clearly isn’t your calling. Allow me to demonstrate.” 💀😂

AND THEN HE DOES SOMETHING THAT HAS ME ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT!

I’m basically the opening act, and Howie is the headliner! 🤣🎤 I should probably start charging admission to these grooming appointments because the entertainment is clearly included!

And let’s talk about his family! ❤️ This boy is surrounded by so much love, happiness, and joy that it’s no wonder he has such a HUGE personality. His family is absolutely amazing, and it shows in every goofy little thing he does. 🥹💕

HOWIE, YOU HANDSOME, HILARIOUS LITTLE LEGEND, NEVER CHANGE! Keep making people laugh, keep being your wonderfully weird self, and please continue to tolerate your groomer’s questionable comedy attempts. 😂🐾

Love you to bits, buddy! ❤️

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💖🐾 GOTTA LOVE ME SOME RANI! 🐾💖Everybody, meet RANI—the sweetest little sweetheart with the calmest table manners and the...
10/09/2026

💖🐾 GOTTA LOVE ME SOME RANI! 🐾💖

Everybody, meet RANI—the sweetest little sweetheart with the calmest table manners and the post-grooming energy of a furry tornado! 😂🌪️

Rani is seriously one of the chillest girls I know. She hops onto the grooming table like, “Yes, hello. I’m here for my spaw appointment. Please begin the pampering.” 💆‍♀️✨

She seems to absolutely love her grooming and spaw sessions, and honestly, Mom and Dad have done an amazing job setting her up for success! She’s happy on the table, relaxed during her spa day, and totally comfortable with the whole routine. 👏🐶

But the SECOND she gets off that table?

ZOOMIES. IMMEDIATE ZOOMIES. 🚀💨

This girl goes from peaceful spaw princess to Olympic track star in approximately 0.7 seconds! One minute she’s calmly enjoying her beauty treatment, and the next she’s racing around like she just remembered she left the oven on! 😂🤣

She’s probably thinking, “Thank you for my fabulous makeover. Now please stand back while I activate TURBO MODE!” 🏎️🐾

Rani is the perfect combination of sweet, chill, well-mannered, and completely unhinged once her paws hit the floor—and I wouldn’t have it any other way! 💕😂

RANI IS HAPPY ON THE TABLE, HAPPY OFF THE TABLE, AND ABSOLUTELY THRIVING IN HER ZOOMIE ERA! ✨🐾

Gotta love this sweet girl and her big personality! Another successful spaw day at Phat Dawgz, where the pups get pampered, the parents set them up for success, and the zoomies are always included at no extra charge! 💋🐶

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💋🌶️ STOP EVERYTHING! PHAT DAWGZ HAS A SPICY LITTLE DIVA IN THE HOUSE! 🌶️💋Everybody, meet POPPY! 🌸🐾Normally, this little ...
10/09/2026

💋🌶️ STOP EVERYTHING! PHAT DAWGZ HAS A SPICY LITTLE DIVA IN THE HOUSE! 🌶️💋

Everybody, meet POPPY! 🌸🐾

Normally, this little princess rides sh***un with her sister, probably supervising traffic and judging everyone’s driving. 🚗👑 But TODAY? She was a SOLO ACT! No sister. No backup. No emotional support co-pilot. JUST POPPY AND HER OPINIONS! 😂🤣

And let me tell you… SHE HAD OPINIONS. 🌶️🔥

I’m not entirely convinced she approved of this solo adventure. In fact, I think she was two seconds away from filing a formal complaint with management, calling her lawyer, and demanding to speak to the CEO of Phat Dawgz! 📋😂

But this groomer doesn’t give up that easily! Oh no! I pulled out the big guns: a FULL-BODY MASSAGE followed by a luxurious BLUEBERRY FACIAL! 🫐💆‍♀️

And wouldn’t you know it? Somewhere between the massage and the blueberry pampering, that little spicy jalapeño started to melt! 🌶️➡️🍯

By the time we were finished, the sass had subsided, the cuddles were flowing, and the sugar was SWEETER THAN A BAKERY FULL OF CUPCAKES! 🧁🥰

From “WHO AUTHORIZED THIS?!” to “Fine, human, you may continue rubbing my belly.” 🤣🤣🤣

POPPY WENT FROM SPICY TO SUGARY, AND I AM HERE FOR THE ENTIRE TRANSFORMATION! 💖🐾

Another day at Phat Dawgz, where the massages are luxurious, the blueberry facials are fabulous, and the groomer occasionally has to negotiate peace treaties with four-legged dictators! 👑😂💋

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10/09/2026

🧡🦃 Happy Thanksgiving Weekend from Phat Dawgz! 🦃🧡

As we head into this Thanksgiving weekend, I want to take a moment to tell you all just how truly blessed and grateful I feel. ❤️

You have trusted me with your precious four-legged family members, and I hope you know how much that means to me. Being welcomed into their little worlds and having the opportunity to work with them through their fears, triggers, and anxieties is something I will never take for granted.

Watching your babies grow in confidence, overcome their fears, and learn to trust me has been one of the most rewarding parts of what I do. Some of them are now so well-trained that they know exactly what to do before I even ask! 🥹❤️ Those little victories mean EVERYTHING to me.

And let’s be honest… I’ve sung at the top of my lungs, danced like nobody was watching, and twisted myself into positions that would make a professional contortionist question their career choices! 🤣💃🎤 If looking like a complete fool helps your babies feel safe, happy, and comfortable, then consider me READY FOR THE CIRCUS! 🎪🐶

I wouldn’t have it any other way. Every wiggle, every breakthrough, every bit of trust, and every little personality that walks through my door reminds me why I love what I do.

You’ve also supported my little business by referring me to your family and friends, and that is one of the greatest compliments you could ever give me. Your trust and confidence in me mean more than words can express. I work hard every day to honour that trust, and I sincerely hope I never let you down. ❤️

To those of you who reach out during the holidays just to wish me well, check in, or make me feel appreciated… THANK YOU. And to those who have surprised me with a little something extra — you have touched my heart more than you know. 🥹❤️ Please know that your kindness never goes unnoticed.

Phat Dawgz is so much more than a grooming business to me. It’s a family. A family built on trust, patience, love, laughter, muddy paws, wagging tails, and a whole lot of singing and ridiculous dancing! 😂🐾

This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for every single one of you and every furry little soul you’ve entrusted to my care.

I hope you all enjoy a beautiful holiday weekend surrounded by the people you love, with full plates, happy hearts, and plenty of reasons to smile.

From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU for being part of the Phat Dawgz family. You have no idea how much you mean to me. ❤️🐾

🧡 Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🧡

With love and gratitude (and probably a song stuck in my head),

Phat Dawgz All Breed Dog Grooming 🐶❤️

🐾❤️ WHAT. AN. INCREDIBLE. LITTLE. MAN! ❤️🐾Please give a HUGE Phat Dawgz welcome to MARSH! 🥰🐶This little peanut has the m...
10/07/2026

🐾❤️ WHAT. AN. INCREDIBLE. LITTLE. MAN! ❤️🐾

Please give a HUGE Phat Dawgz welcome to MARSH! 🥰🐶

This little peanut has the most amazing story. Marsh was adopted by an absolutely incredible family who love him beyond words — and let me tell you, this little guy does NOT believe in limitations! 💪🐾

Marsh is paraplegic, but apparently nobody gave him the memo that he’s supposed to slow down! 😂 He scooted around like he had somewhere VERY important to be, chasing after Sadie and having the absolute time of his life. Watching the two of them together was priceless! 🥹❤️

I was sitting there thinking, “Well… I guess Marsh has places to go, squirrels to investigate and a Sadie to chase!” 😂

He is seriously the sweetest little peanut, and it was such an honour to meet him and be even a tiny part of his journey. 🥰

I’m already looking forward to seeing Marsh and his amazing family again! ❤️

Marsh, you little superstar… keep scooting, keep chasing and keep showing everyone that nothing is going to slow you down! 🐾💙

🚨 PHOEBE WAS IN FOR GROOMING… AND SHE’S THE BOSS NOW. 🚨🐾😂OUIIIIIIIII! Everybody please welcome PHOEBE! 🎉🐶💥This tiny litt...
10/05/2026

🚨 PHOEBE WAS IN FOR GROOMING… AND SHE’S THE BOSS NOW. 🚨🐾😂

OUIIIIIIIII! Everybody please welcome PHOEBE! 🎉🐶💥

This tiny little firecracker arrived with ZERO chill, ZERO patience, 147% personality, and absolutely no intention of making my job easy.

I thought I was taking a cute little dog photo.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
What an adorable little lie I told myself. 😂

Within seconds, getting Phoebe to stand still turned into Survivor: Groomer Edition. 🏝️

I sang.
I danced.
I squeaked.
I made ridiculous noises.
I jumped around like I’d just won the lottery.
I even busted out my highest-pitched Mariah Carey impression. 🎤

At one point, I was singing so high I’m pretty sure a dog three neighbourhoods over started howling. 🐕📢😂

And Phoebe?

“Oh, you want me to stand still?”

Immediately launches herself in another direction.

“Oh, you want me to look at the camera?”

Turns her head like she’s being subpoenaed.

“Oh, you want ONE nice picture?”

Absolutely not. ✋🏼😂

So I kept dancing around like a complete lunatic while Phoebe stared at me like:

“This woman is insane… but I kinda like her.” 😂

Honestly, by that point, I had no idea who was grooming whom.

But somehow, after the singing, dancing, chaos, questionable noises, and what can only be described as a full-blown one-woman Broadway production, we got the job done. 🎭💃🏻🎶

And I loved every ridiculous second of it. ❤️

Welcome to Phat Dawgz, Phoebe! 🐾

You may be tiny…

…but you made one thing VERY clear:

You are the boss. 👑😂

And apparently, I’m now employed as your personal entertainer.

So much for grooming dogs.

My dignity has left the building. 😂🎤💃🏻🐶

🎃🐾 My little Halloween buddies… actually, my everyday buddies! 😂🧡Tucker and Bailey—two adorable little characters who ke...
10/05/2026

🎃🐾 My little Halloween buddies… actually, my everyday buddies! 😂🧡

Tucker and Bailey—two adorable little characters who keep life entertaining every single day.

Tucker has the soul of an old man and eyes that can read straight into your heart. He looks at you like he knows your entire life story, your deepest secrets, and whether you remembered to bring snacks. 👀❤️🐶

He’s wise, soulful, and probably one thoughtful sigh away from telling us to turn the music down and get off his lawn. 😂🎃

And then there’s Bailey…

Well, Bailey is… Bailey. 🤣🐾

Bailey is sweet, hilarious, slightly suspicious, and clearly operating under a completely different set of rules. She may look innocent, but those eyes say, “I have done nothing wrong—and you can’t prove otherwise.” 😇😈

She’s cute enough to get away with absolutely everything, charming enough to make us forget what she did, and mischievous enough to immediately do it again. 😂🧡

Together, Tucker and Bailey are my little Halloween buddies, my everyday buddies, and the perfect combination of old soul wisdom and adorable chaos. 🎃🐶🐶

Love you both more than treats, cuddles, and a suspiciously quiet house! ❤️

Phat Dawgz: Where every day comes with soulful stares, questionable alibis, and enough cuteness to avoid prosecution. 😂✂️🐾

🎃🐾 Bailey spends her days acting sweet and innocent—and frankly, the evidence is not convincing. Not even while she’s as...
10/05/2026

🎃🐾 Bailey spends her days acting sweet and innocent—and frankly, the evidence is not convincing. Not even while she’s asleep! 😂🧡

There she is, snoozing peacefully, looking like a perfect little angel… which is exactly what a professional troublemaker would want us to believe. 😇💤🤣

By day, she deploys the puppy-dog eyes, collects compliments, and denies everything. Treat theft? Couch theft? Unauthorised heart-stealing? Bakley pleads adorable. 🍪🐾😂

And now she’s sleeping like she hasn’t been planning her next operation behind those closed eyes. Suspicious? Absolutely. Cute? Unfortunately, yes. 😈💤

Bailey, you’re cuddly, lovable, and dangerously charming—but innocent? The investigation continues. ❤️🐶

Phat Dawgz: Where every nap is a suspicious alibi and excessive cuteness is never overlooked. 😂✂️🎃

🎃🐾 Bring on Tucker, my big handsome protector and professional cuddle champion! 😂🧡I love spending my whole day with this...
10/05/2026

🎃🐾 Bring on Tucker, my big handsome protector and professional cuddle champion! 😂🧡

I love spending my whole day with this big guy—but honestly, who wouldn’t? Tucker is the perfect mix of bodyguard, sweetheart, and full-time snuggle monster. 🐶💪🥰

He keeps watch over everything—suspicious noises, imaginary threats, and possibly even the mailman. But as soon as the danger passes, he’s back to delivering the greatest cuddles known to mankind. 😂

Tucker’s perfect day includes watching the dog channel, enjoying endless goodies, and snuggling so intensely that getting up becomes completely impossible. Luckily, I have no plans to try. 📺🐾🍪

We enjoy more treats than Halloween night, watch enough dog TV to qualify as professional critics, and cuddle like we’re training for the Canine Snuggle Olympics. 🏆🤣

Tucker, you’re one big bundle of love, loyalty, and irresistible cuddles—and I could happily spend all day doing absolutely nothing with you! ❤️🐶

Phat Dawgz: Where every groom comes with protection, cuddles, dog TV, and enough goodies to make Halloween jealous. 😂✂️🎃

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Edmonton, AB
T5L3V2

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Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm

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+18254591285

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