The Turd Collector

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The Turd Collector Your friendly local dog turd picker upper. We doo the doo so you don’t have too.

Hope ur travels out east were pawsome. Thanks fur the Poofect shot glass pic in Lunenburg N.S Paula DeDecker🥃
10/15/2026

Hope ur travels out east were pawsome. Thanks fur the Poofect shot glass pic in Lunenburg N.S Paula DeDecker
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Happy Turdsgiving Folkers & Tillsonburgers. Cheers to cranberries & gravy 🦃 🇨🇦 🍁 ☀️ ☀️weekly💩biweekly🌼spring/fall🪣 bucke...
10/10/2026

Happy Turdsgiving Folkers & Tillsonburgers.
Cheers to cranberries & gravy 🦃 🇨🇦 🍁 ☀️

☀️weekly
💩biweekly
🌼spring/fall
🪣 bucket service
👃 deodorizer

The Turd Collector
“Not my 1st Turdeo”

Happy Sat-turd-ay folkers & what a beauty day fur dropp’n some logs 🪵 in la bush while ur pooch Moose 🫎 drops a deuce 🐾 ...
09/26/2026

Happy Sat-turd-ay folkers & what a beauty day fur dropp’n some logs 🪵 in la bush while ur pooch Moose 🫎 drops a deuce 🐾 💩

✅ weekly/biweekly
✅ 1x fall/spring

No Sh💩t eh 🤙
Not my 1st Turdeo

The Turd Collector ☮️ ❤️ ☀️

Turdy tip of the day doodicated to all the poo-secondary students who may 🐝 Try’n da street meats fur da 1st time, add ...
09/15/2026

Turdy tip of the day doodicated to all the poo-secondary students who may 🐝 Try’n da street meats fur da 1st time, add this too ur Coles notes 🗒️ 🏖️☀️🍻 💩

Weekly/biweekly
Spring/fall 1x collections

So here we are summers a fly’n Back to skool teachers 🐝 cry’n 😭 Days gettin busier & kids return 2 sports It’s no wonder...
08/21/2026

So here we are summers a fly’n
Back to skool teachers 🐝 cry’n 😭
Days gettin busier & kids return 2 sports
It’s no wonder Rover seems out of sorts,

He’s left to ponder who’ll toss his ball
And await the turning leaves 🍁 of fall
His daily routine may change a bit
Butt he’ll doofinetly still go out
fur his morning sh💩t,

Sometimes once or twice a day 💩💩
Piling up, it doo’nt fade away
Unlike the seasons that come and go
🆙’n ur chances of gett’n stinky toe 👣,

Cause if you dare walk without glancing down
Your cheery smile 😊 may become a frown
And a 1 way ticket to turdy town,

Doo’nt worry there’s still time
Reach out 2 the poofessionals
at the end of this rhyme.

The Turd Collector
“Not my 1st Turdeo”
🤙💩🐾 🤠

Cheers Folker’s, great to hear ur travels east were pawsome. Nathan Dedecker ☀️🍺🐾🤙
08/20/2026

Cheers Folker’s, great to hear ur travels east were pawsome. Nathan Dedecker ☀️🍺🐾🤙

Pawsome gift ideas 🎁 🐾🌼🤙
08/07/2026

Pawsome gift ideas 🎁 🐾🌼🤙

08/06/2026

YummyFreeze & The Get Stuffed Bus

08/04/2026

Thinking of Tuan TheBarber tonight, his family, friends and colleagues. I’ve had the pleasure of getting to know him over the last few years, not only as the best barber, but also as a friend. He will definitely be missed by so many.
Rest easy my friend. ❤️ ✂️

Thanks again Wayne McKenzie fur the Poofect 🧢’s. We’re doofinetly Lov’n them. Doo u pick up sh💩t, deal with sh💩t, collec...
07/17/2026

Thanks again Wayne McKenzie fur the Poofect 🧢’s. We’re doofinetly Lov’n them.

Doo u pick up sh💩t, deal with sh💩t, collect sh💩t, juggle sh💩t, put up with peeps sh💩t 😂, then ur poobably a turd collector too!!!
Message us to poochase 1 turday 🤙
Cheers 🐾🇨🇦☀️💩

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Main Street Of Delhi
Delhi, ON
N4B

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Monday 8am - 5pm
Tuesday 8am - 5pm
Wednesday 8am - 5pm
Thursday 8am - 5pm
Friday 8am - 5pm

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