08/21/2026
So here we are summers a fly’n
Back to skool teachers 🐝 cry’n 😭
Days gettin busier & kids return 2 sports
It’s no wonder Rover seems out of sorts,
He’s left to ponder who’ll toss his ball
And await the turning leaves 🍁 of fall
His daily routine may change a bit
Butt he’ll doofinetly still go out
fur his morning sh💩t,
Sometimes once or twice a day 💩💩
Piling up, it doo’nt fade away
Unlike the seasons that come and go
🆙’n ur chances of gett’n stinky toe 👣,
Cause if you dare walk without glancing down
Your cheery smile 😊 may become a frown
And a 1 way ticket to turdy town,
Doo’nt worry there’s still time
Reach out 2 the poofessionals
at the end of this rhyme.
The Turd Collector
“Not my 1st Turdeo”
🤙💩🐾 🤠
