10/22/2026
🚨 WANTED: A CHILD-FREE WOMAN WITH THE PATIENCE OF A SAINT AND A SOFT SPOT FOR GRUMPY OLD MEN! 🚨
Meet Coco! 🐾
He’s approximately 6 years old, ridiculously adorable, and has the personality of an 87-year-old man who just found out someone touched his thermostat. 😂
His business hours are 8 AM–7:30 PM. After that? Management is CLOSED. He’d like some peace and quiet, thank you very much. 👴
Coco has had a rough start in life and needs someone who understands that trust takes time. ❤️
🏡 Adult-only home. NO kids.
👩 Experienced female caregiver preferred.
🐕 Other pets are generally fine.
💻 Work-from-home lifestyle.
🧠 Experience with biting and resource guarding is essential.
❤️ Patience, consistency, and unconditional love.
🚨 COCO URGENTLY NEEDS A NEW FOSTER OR FOREVER HOME!
He’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but somewhere out there is a woman who loves a handsome, slightly grumpy man who enjoys his personal space. 😂❤️
📩 Message Joey’s House Rescue YYC if you’re Coco’s kind of person!
🐾 PLEASE SHARE! ❤️
Adoption fee negotiable.