23/10/2026
Friday Funny:
A man walks into Aquabird Pet Centre Warwick and tells the lady he wants an unusual pet.
The lady points out a talking centipede in a matchbox for $50.
The man buys it, takes it home, opens the matchbox on the table, and asks:
"Hello Mr. Centipede, fancy going to the pub for a few drinks?"
There is no answer.
He waits a couple of hours, opens the box again, and asks the same thing. Still nothing.
Finally, after waiting another hour, he opens the box to check on it. The centipede pops its head out and yells:
"I heard you the first time you idiot! I'm putting my shoes on!"
