04/06/2026
Okay listen…
I heard from Ruby, who heard from Ben, who heard from a kelpie at the Clunes servo…
Kim at Ndoto is the real deal.
Dogs go there for “a quick stay” and come back acting like they’ve been on a wellness retreat.
Fresh air.
Farm adventures.
Cuddles on tap.
Zero kennels.
Maximum vibes.
So I’ve made an executive decision.
I’m booking myself in.
You can sort out the payment — I’m just a dog, after all.
Love,
Your furry CEO.