16/05/2026
New Partner. 47% Ownership. 47% Groom Completion Rate.
Meet the new business partner at Matās Mobile Dog Grooming. š¦šŗš¶
Apparently he now owns 47% of the business, so we thought it was only fair he starts helping with the grooms too.
After putting him through a few trial runs, weāve discovered heās actually quite enthusiasticā¦
Unfortunately, as a dog groomer, he also only seems capable of completing 47% of the groom. āļøš
So if your dog comes home looking half finished, please direct all complaints to
Albo will take his cut in the form of
10% of sales - GST
25% of profit - Company Tax
30% of wages - PAYG
52c in every litre of fuel
10% stamp duty on insurance
15% of Superannuation
30% of Sale price if I ever sell the business
Alas, he is here to stay- for another couple of years anyway.
Edit: in case this is not obvious, this is a fake image and Albo does not endorse, work for or own my grooming business.