10/11/2026
Yeeeeahh this s**t isn’t gonna fly around here.
Yuck! How’s this flog!?! 🤢
I’ve showed up to jobs before where I’ve told them my price, and asked if they’re overdue, ‘oh she’s a little overdue, only a few weeks’, and proceed to be presented with a pony who doesn’t look like she’s seen a trimmer since Covid…. You all remember that, right?
But I chip away for an hour on the crippled pony who’s been walking around like a jester for god knows how long, oh and her knees are on backwards, knowing I’m only getting $70 for this because I opened my stupid mouth while the owner yaps away at me about their champion show jumping career years ago while I know they’re not likely to get this pony trimmed again for another decade.
So yeah, I mention a price that I may charge up to, but here is my standard price and we’ll just have to go from there.
These kind’s of people scream “bargain hunter” and the care for their horse is absolutely not the priority.
So no thanks, I don’t want your, albeit I’m sure most pleasant work. Thanks so much for the consideration though 🙄