The WaterFunnel

24/09/2026

We are grateful for having been part of the 15th Annual ABSA ESD Expo held on 15-16 September 2026. Our appreciation goes to the Smart Procurement Word Team, for hosting such a great and insightful event; and to our sponsor for "walking the journey with us"

24/09/2026

Happy Heritage Day to all our valued customers and future customers. Enjoy all the festivities for the day; and remember to keep/stay hydrated🧊🍵

12/08/2026

To those within our shop's reach, please note that The WaterFunnel is the Courier Guy Point. You can send or collect your parcels via our shop.

12/08/2026

We keep going despite the cold weather; hopefully, spring is around the corner

24/06/2026

💧 WE DID IT! WE WON! 💧

Cue the confetti, crank up the tunes, and grab a glass of the good stuff, because THE WATER FUNNEL HAS BEEN CROWNED THE BEST WATER SHOP IN THE BEST OF VAAL READERS’ CHOICE AWARDS 2026! 🏆✨

We are absolutely OVERFLOWING with joy right now! To our incredible customers, our amazing community, and everyone who took the time to cast a vote, THANK YOU! This victory is just as much yours as it is ours. You believed in us, you showed up, and you made some serious waves! 🌊💙

As a small token of our HUGE gratitude, we want to give a little something back to our favorite people, YOU!

🎉 THANK YOU SPLASH SALE! 🎉
Between 25 and 30 June 2026, enjoy a 3% discount on ALL your purchases! It’s our way of saying "cheers" to the best customers a water shop could ever ask for.

Let’s keep making a splash, Meyerton! 💦

14/05/2026

💧 WE'RE NOMINATED! 💧

Guess who just got a refreshing little surprise?
The WaterFunnel has been nominated at the Best of Vaal Awards! 🏆

We couldn't be more thankful for all your support that got us here. Now, we need one more splash of love from YOU.

🗓️ Voting closes 31st May so don't let it drip away!

"You can lead a horse to water, but can you lead it to vote?" 🐴💧
"Vote like your plants are watching." 🌱

Let's make waves, Meyerton! 🌊

👉Click on the link to vote - https://www.citizen.co.za/vaalweekblad/2026-best-of-vaal-retail/ OR scan the QR code in the post.

24/12/2025

22/03/2025

Happy World Water Day! 💦💦💦

05/03/2025

Get your alkaline water instore! We do refills and pre packed for your convenience.