06/18/2026
🚨 KANSAS WEATHER UPDATE: 🚣♂️
Would you just look at the weather out there right now! It may rain, it may not, it may flood, it might stop. But somehow we're all out here flooding out anyway.
Because of erratic gully washers, and the fact that I also run 4 Paws Pet Taxi LLC, scooping time slots this week are completely soupy and scheduling is fluid. Your yard MIGHT get cleared on its scheduled day, but the timing depends entirely on the Kansas weather. If Kansas weather isn't screaming "Hold my beer! And watch this! Because it looks like fun & slightly destructive!" Then we're not in Kansas anymore Toto! Cow! Another cow!😂
No worries! If your yard turns into a lake, I'll float by on a raft like Jack in Titanic—except I’ll actually hold on to those turds. Doodie Calls has your six!🫡 Give me a paddle Gilligan, it looks like we're headed up s**t creek!
When it rains, we all know s**t runs downhill. And I'll shoot them suckers in my bin like my name is Wayne, well Waynetta Gretzky anyways!🤣
Stay safe and dry out there, everyone! I am soaked like a wet cat! I am calling it a day.🌊💩
I do have a few openings if anyone is looking for their yard to be cleared of pet waste and the sky raisins.🪰 Just give me a call if you want to get on schedule and get your yard pampered and spoiled this summer. Call or text (316)871-8405 and I'll make your yard look snatched and snackable for the cookout.🤣😂🤣
If you are looking for a landscaper and mowing service, I have an amazing team that is ready to getter done for you! They are very professional, hard working & extremely reasonable!👏🏼
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