Pat's Poop Patrol

07/14/2026

⚠️ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️
If your yard has more landmines than a war zone... we need to talk.

You love your dog. We get it.
But stepping in their "gifts" at 7am before coffee? That's a different kind of relationship

That's where Pat's P**p Patrol comes in.
We handle the 💩, so you can stop pretending you "didn't see it" for the 10th day in a row.

-One time cleanups starting at $50
-Monthly service at $40/month
-Weekly & bi-weekly services offered

We've seen worse... trust us
Stop playing backyard roulette.
Stop sacrificing shoes.
Stop blaming the dog when guests come over.

Message us now and take your yard back, you deserve it.

Pat's P**p Patrol #2 is our #1 priority

06/22/2026

🚨 ATTENTION DOG OWNERS 🚨
Looking to get your yard cleaned up for the 4th of July??🇺🇸🎆

Is your yard starting to look like a minefield? One wrong step and... yeah, you know. Let Pat's P**p Patrol come to the rescue
We scoop the p**p so you don't have to - simple as that. No more holding your breath, no more ruined shoes, no more putting it off for "next weekend" (we all know how that goes).

-Starting at $50 for a one time cleanup and starting at $40/month for monthly service
-We offer Weekly, bi-weekly, monthly or one time cleanups
-Fast, reliable, and no judgment - we've
seen it ALL
-You love your dog... but you don't have to love cleaning up after them

Shoot us a message and reclaim your yard today!

#2 is our #1 priority

05/06/2026

🐾 Tired of dealing with dog p**p in your yard? Let Pat’s P**p Patrol handle the dirty work for you! 💩

We offer reliable, affordable dog waste removal so you can enjoy a clean, safe yard without the hassle. Whether you’ve got one dog or a whole pack, we’ve got you covered.

✔️ One time cleanups
✔️ Weekly, bi-weekly, monthly services
✔️ Starting as low as $40/month
✔️ Friendly, dependable, and thorough
✔️ Pet Safe, Sanitary Equipment

Your yard should be a place to relax — not a place to dodge landmines.

Message us today to get started or to get a free quote!

#2 is our #1 priority!

03/02/2026

Spring is right around the corner! Now's the time to call and get a free quote for a spring cleanup to get all those land mines cleaned up after the snow melts away. Let us handle the dirty work so you can spend more time enjoying your yard - and less time cleaning it!

02/22/2026

Give us a call this spring for a cleanup on all of the dog waste in your yard once the snow melts away. Spring cleanup prices are a one time price and after that it is a monthly subscription based payment plan with prices starting as low as $40 a month! Servicing the Waupaca, Iola, Amherst area.

Call now to connect with business.