Kobe Cakes

06/03/2026

🚨🐾 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CEO (Chief Eating Officer) 🐾🚨

After months of quality control, taste testing, snack inspections, and very important naps, I’m excited to announce…

🎉 THE KOBE CAKES ETSY SHOP IS OFFICIALLY OPEN! 🎉

To celebrate, EVERYTHING in the shop is 50% OFF now through June 14th! No code needed!

🦴 Homemade crunchy treats
🧁 Pup-cakes
🐾 Pupnolis™
🎁 Custom gift boxes
❤️ And more goodies for the goodest dogs

My humans tell me this is called a “Grand Opening Sale.” I just call it “the best excuse to buy more treats.”

As a special favor, all I ask is that you add us as a favorite shop and like your fave treats (❤️) and after your goodies arrive and have been thoroughly taste-tested by your pup, you leave us a review. Your kind words help my small business grow and help more dogs discover my bakery! 🐶

📦 Local friends: Use code LOCAL at checkout to skip shipping charges and arrange local pickup!

Shop here:
https://kobecakesdogbakery.etsy.com

Thank you for supporting my dreams of turning peanut butter into a full-time career. ❤️

🐾 Kobe
Founder, CEO & Head Taste Tester

Shop items by KobeCakesDogBakery.

06/01/2026

🐾🎉 HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY, CHIEF! 🎉🐾

Today, one very important pup is celebrating his first trip around the sun, and I have been informed that it is my duty as to make a proper announcement. 🐶🎂

Chief is celebrating in style at Mutt Meetup today and making sure none of his friends leave empty-pawed. Every goodie bag is packed with a delicious Kobe Cakes pupcake featuring a choice of:
🥜 Peanut Butter Pumpkin
🍠 Sweet Potato Honey

Because a birthday pawty without treats is unacceptable. I checked.

I hope your day is filled with zoomies, belly rubs, new friends, and of course, pupcakes!

Happy Birthday, Chief! Thanks for letting Kobe Cakes be a small part of your big day! ❤️🐾

🐕🎉🧁

05/30/2026

🐾🍟 FROM KOBE’S DESK OF IMPORTANT BIRTHDAY BUSINESS 🍟🐾

Breaking news: My friend Enzo turned TWO, and apparently his greatest love in life (besides treats and belly rubs) is… French fries. 🍟

Naturally, my humans got to work creating this paw-some French Fry Birthday Cake! 🎂

This tasty masterpiece featured:
🧀 Beef & cheese cake layers
🥜 Peanut butter yogurt frosting
🎃 Peanut butter pumpkin “fries” piled high on top

Honestly, it looked so much like real fries that I had to conduct several quality control inspections. For safety reasons, of course. 🐶

Happy 2nd Birthday, Enzo! 🎉 I hope your day was filled with treats, zoomies, presents, and enough fries to make a potato jealous.

DM my mom if you need a fun custom cake! Who says birthday cakes have to be boring when they can be fry-tastic? 🍟❤️

🐾🍟🎂

05/28/2026

🌲🐾 Kobe here.
Before anyone files a missing pupper report… yes, I’ve been a little MIA lately.

After several very serious board meetings involving treats, tail wags, and dramatic sighing, I officially approved some much needed vacay time for the whole family. 🐶✨

Camping recap:
Fresh air: inhaled.
River: supervised.
Leaves: crunched.
Squirrels: interrogated.
Sticks: never stood a chance

I lived my best outdoorsy life while my humans unplugged a bit ⛺🌿

BUT vacation mode = deactivated 🚨
The bakery is back. The oven is hot. The treat jars are full. Weekend orders are getting baked, packed, and booped with love 🧁📦
Stay tuned. Tasty things are incoming 👀🦴

Thanks for being patient while your favorite taste-tester was OOO. Missed you! 💛

XOXO,
Kobe

05/20/2026

🐝🌼 HAPPY WORLD BEE DAY 🌼🐝

Shoutout to the buzzy bees: tiny, fuzzy, paid in sunshine, making flowers, honey, and my emotional support pupcakes possible. 🍯🧁

I’m celebrating with the MVP of the day:
🍠✨ Sweet Potato Honey Pupcakes ✨🍠

Soft. Delish. Smells like I forgot I have manners 🐶

Fun honey facts for dogs:
🍯 Antioxidants? Yup.
🍯 Tasty? Obviously.
🍯 Local honey = seasonal wellness and allergy relief.

🍯 I rate it 10/10, that’s why I love chasing bees (and maybe sometime try to eat them).

Be sure to thank a bee today! K. That’s all!

Xoxo 🐾
KOBE

05/13/2026

Hey frens, it’s me, Kobe! 👨‍🍳🐶

I heard my humans talking about “client gifts” and “closing gifts” and I thought... wait, why are the humans getting all the presents?!

So I fixed it.

Introducing Kobe Cakes Custom Treat Boxes! 📦✨

I personally sniff-tested every pupcake, cookie, and treat in these boxes. 10/10 would steal off the counter again.

Perfect for:
• Realtor frens: Give your clients a “Welcome Home” that actually makes tails wag 🏡

• Business owners: Thank your two-legged clients with something their four-legged boss will really love

• Just because: Surprise your neighbor’s doodle, your mailman’s shepherd, or your favorite park pooch

We can customize the label with any name, message, or “Good Dog” certificate you want.
Because nothing says “I appreciate you” like a box full of drool-worthy goodies 😋

Want one? Tell my humans to fetch you a custom box. We bake fresh for the goodest dogs in Trinity, Pasco, and beyond!

💌 DM us today to customize your own!

05/11/2026

Whew. 🌪️🐾

Mother’s Day markets, treat restocks, belly rub pit stops, and Miss Hazel’s FIRST pawty?! 🎂💕 Your boy is running on crumbs and compliments.

Big love to all the dog moms who popped by with the cutest pups and that “just one more treat bag” energy. Y’all get me. 🤝🐶

And Hazel!! That pup cake was almost as cute as you. I even offered to help eat it. Selfless, really.

My heart + treat jar = full. Thanks for making every market feel like one giant pack party. 💛

Now brb… I’ll be doing some dramatic sun spot recovery for the next 14 business days. ☀️🐕

05/09/2026

05/07/2026

🐾💐 Hi frens! Kobe here! 💐🐾

Confession: I’ll be supervising from the couch this weekend... someone has to guard the snack inventory 👀 But my humans are heading to TWO paw-some markets with fresh-baked goodies for your pups! 🧁✨

🍷 SATURDAY 5/9
Mother’s Day Sip & Shop @ Strong Tower
🕚 11AM - 4PM

🌸 SUNDAY 5/10
Mother’s Day Market @ Wright's
🕚 11AM - 2PM

This weekend is for the moms, including the dog moms 💕 You know who you are — the ones with treat bags in every purse, 4,000 photos of your dog napping, and a permanent spot saved on the couch. We see you. We love you. We baked for you. 🐶📸

Come shop small, grab some tail-waggin’ treats, and celebrate Mother’s Day with us! My humans can’t wait to meet you and your pups! 🐾✨