05/14/2026
🚨ATTENTION🚨
Medium size derp available for adoption.
Deebo waited 9 MONTHS on a court hold just to emerge into society acting like he personally pays the mortgage and owns several grills.
Before anyone asks:
Deebo is a medium size dog.
He is also a bit dense. Spiritually and physically.
Like if someone took 50 pounds of enthusiasm and compressed it into a bowling ball with legs.
Deebo is playful, cuddly, loving, and good with most other dogs. He enjoys toys, attention, snacks, and inserting himself into situations that do not concern him.
Examples include:
• supervising you in the bathroom
• aggressively helping make the bed
• staring at you while you eat like a Victorian orphan
• launching himself onto your lap with the confidence of a dog half his size
He has the energy of a middle manager at a Buffalo Wild Wings.
This man is built like:
🧱 a cinder block
🥔 a baked potato with feelings
🦛 a travel-sized house hippo
Honestly, Deebo looks like he says things like “you gonna finish that?” while holding a Monster Energy drink.
After waiting almost a year, he deserves a real home with people who appreciate a clingy little meatball with absolutely zero respect for personal boundaries.
Apply to adopt through Helping Hearts & Healing Tails 🐾 [email protected]
KL #16994