10/23/2026
Lissy’s Resume:
CEO of doing absolutely nothing 🐾
I’m a 3-year-old English Bulldog, 43 pounds of pure perfection, and I’m currently accepting applications for my forever human.
✨ A little about me:
-Professional couch potato
-Experienced cuddle enthusiast
-Expert in looking adorable without even trying
-Strong believer in beauty sleep
-Skilled at stealing hearts (and probably your spot on the couch)
My ideal home? Adults only, a cozy place to nap, and a human who understands that my idea of a wild Friday night is moving from the couch to the bed.
I do have some medical needs, including daily eye medication, so I need someone who can help me stay healthy and feeling my best. In return, I offer a lifetime of love and Bulldog-level snoring potential.
PLEASE NOTE: I am NOT looking for a boss who makes me go to the gym. I AM looking for a family who will love me forever!
Think you’re qualified to be my personal assistant, snack distributor, and full-time snuggle partner? Apply below!
https://www.fetchingtailsfoundation.org/adoptables/lissy
Located in Schaumburg IL