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Today in Dog Valley: the crew catches A.S.S. KAT snooping on the corner again, acting like the world’s most overqualifie...
08/02/2026

Today in Dog Valley: the crew catches A.S.S. KAT snooping on the corner again, acting like the world’s most overqualified streetlamp.
Naturally, they decide it’s time for a little… corrective feedback.

If this episode made you question the future of surveillance, smash that like, share it with someone who hates scanners, and follow Dog Valley before A.S.S. KAT flags you for enjoyment.





Meet A.S.S. KATA.S.S. KAT is Dog Valley’s Automated Surveillance Systems, a robotic mountain lion built by seven differe...
07/31/2026

Meet A.S.S. KAT

A.S.S. KAT is Dog Valley’s Automated Surveillance Systems, a robotic mountain lion built by seven different tech companies who all agreed on one thing: if you’re going to make a robot cop, you might as well bolt every scanner known to science onto it. Cameras, ALPR units, Bluetooth sniffers, Wi-Fi harvesters, signal masts, antenna tails, and a forehead laser grid that looks like it’s always one second away from issuing a citation.

Dog Valley’s city council asked for “a modern safety solution.” They expected a camera on a pole. They got a four-hundred-pound surveillance cat that can detect your phone before you remember where you left it. A.S.S. KAT doesn’t walk into a room — it enters your Bluetooth range. It doesn’t look at you — it analyzes your MAC address, your router name, your smartwatch battery level, and your last three failed Wi-Fi passwords.

It has no emotions, but if it did, it would be suspicious, judgmental, and extremely proud of its signal strength. It doesn’t speak; it just emits a polite “beep” every time it detects a new device, which is roughly every tenth of a second.

When A.S.S. KAT shows up, the citizens of Dog Valley don’t run — they spoof their IP addresses, Change their MAC, and hope they don't have a firmware update scheduled.

A.S.S. KAT isn’t evil. It’s just way too good at its job and shredding the 4th amendment, and it never forgets a face, a license plate, or a Wi‑Fi password.

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I'll Take The 5th
07/30/2026

I'll Take The 5th























Doggle Trump
07/30/2026

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07/30/2026

Hey everyone — welcome to Dog Valley Comics. I’m the creator behind this satirical little universe where dogs wear suits, hearings get heated, and the jokes bite harder than the people they parody.

Dog Valley started as a simple idea: take the chaos of real life, filter it through a pack of sharp‑tongued canine characters, and draw it in that classic, muted newspaper‑comic style. Now it’s becoming a full world — characters like Doggle Trump, Ruff Paul, Captain Covid, and the rest of the Dog Valley cast are stepping into their own stories, panels, and personalities.

This page is where I’ll share new comics, character art, behind‑the‑scenes looks, and the evolution of the Dog Valley style. If you like satire, vintage comic vibes, or dogs dressed better than most public officials, you’re in the right place.

More coming soon — welcome to Dog Valley.

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