Dysfunctional Dutchies

01/01/2026

🎇Happy New Year!🎆

12/28/2025

🌿“And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul”🍂
🥀Dya

12/21/2025

Amazing opportunity for someone looking for a new bestie! 😍🤩

12/21/2025

Are you actually BFFs if you don’t have matching bling?

12/20/2025

🥰 Kalli, Lana, Dya, Klick, EndEx 🥰

09/11/2025

When your dog is just 🤌🏼🤌🏼

09/08/2025

It’s 2025 people.
Do better.
What an absolute tragedy.

The Hawaii Police Department said one of its K-9s has died after he was left in a police vehicle in West Hawaii for an “unacceptable amount of time.”

LEARN MORE: https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/09/06/hawaii-island-police-dog-dies-after-being-left-vehicle/

09/06/2025

“Stop asking about the extended warranty!”

07/04/2025

🎆 Happy 4th of July from Dysfunctional Dutchies! 🇺🇸🐾

As we celebrate freedom, fireworks, and cookouts today, don’t forget about the dogs who might not love all the noise and chaos.

✅ Give your pups a safe, quiet place to retreat
✅ Play calming music or white noise
✅ Double-check that ID tags and microchips are up to date
✅ Get some training or exercise in before the party starts

Whether your dog is a confident working partner or a sensitive soul, today’s a good reminder that advocating for them is always patriotic.

Stay safe, have fun, and give your dogs an extra treat from us ❤️💥

05/24/2025

Our weekend project!

What do you do with an unused carport and a house full of high-drive working dogs? You turn it into a doggy relaxation station, of course! In this video, I s...

03/30/2025

Upcoming Webinar: Raising a Working Dog Puppy While Working Full Time

You don’t need to be a professional trainer to successfully raise a driven, engaged, and well-balanced puppy—even with a full-time job!
In this live webinar, I’ll break down how to manage training, enrichment, exercise, and bonding in a way that fits your busy schedule. Whether you’re preparing for PSA, SAR, agility, or just want a well-trained active companion, you can make it work!

📅 Date: 17 May 2025
⏰ Time: 7:00pm EST
📍 Location: Live on Zoom

Email: [email protected] to reserve your spot now and set your puppy up for success!