Dachshunds and Chaos on the Hill

09/23/2026

What in the derpy dobby from Harry potter neck roll from the lady at the counter sidewinder nose and ear flaps is going on here 🤔

09/22/2026

09/18/2026

Somewhere out there there's always some man that didn't want the dog. And some woman with her phone out recording every single moment that dog gets better princess treatment than she does. 🙄

09/17/2026

What an odd roundabout don't you think 🤔

09/17/2026

When you have more than one dachshund, just remember.. no one gets special attention on anyone's watch. You can't have one on one time. It's 5 on one time every time. 🐾

09/17/2026

Idk about y'all but this is the only nose that better EVER be in my business ‼️

09/15/2026

Maple is officially starting a new trend: "Have class, don't go in the grass." Sunbathing movement. ☀️💅

Who else has a dog that refuses to follow the program and might be a tiny bit self conceded?

09/12/2026

The audacity honestly. If you're invited to the tea party you go to the tea party. 🫵

09/11/2026

What's everyone doing on this fine FRIDAY?!

I'm making my pink dog blush. 🤭🤣 Or whatever that songs called.

I could be on drugs or in a psych ward be grateful to have this version of me in your news feed 💅

09/06/2026

Good morning from the porch Weiners. We all chilling on this fine Sunday morning 🌄