02/20/2026
Mom: “Everybody behave. I just cleaned.”
Pug: snorts happily, tail wagging.
Cat: slow blink… chooses violence.
Cat jumps on the counter.
Pug barks like it’s defending the nation.
Mom: “WHY is there fur in my coffee?!”
Cat knocks over a plant.
Pug slips on the dirt.
Mom: “I live in a zoo.”
Cat and pug freeze… then both sit sweetly like angels. �