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Smart Bitch Modern Dog Training Two nerdy Bs reppin' R+ methods. Based in New Orleans. Virtual & In-Person Training.

Just a quick reminder! Medical issues can be EASILY missed, especially in young dogs.
10/23/2026

Just a quick reminder! Medical issues can be EASILY missed, especially in young dogs.

This is directed towards content creators/small business owners business owners that get upset when their supporters say...
10/20/2026

This is directed towards content creators/small business owners business owners that get upset when their supporters say their promotional AI posts are hard to understand.

… they are

Here are some Ai free example digital flyers we’ve posted before. Simple. Easy to read. Fun, and brought in money. Regular person approved.

I hope this helps, besties! #

10/04/2026

In New Orleans, 664 r**es were reported in 2025. Only 8% of r**e cases were cleared. The real number of assaults is far greater. Nationally, three out of four sexual assaults are never reported at all.

Think about that.

We walk to our cars with keys threaded through our fingers and text, “I’m home” when we are safe. We watch our drinks, change our routes, share our location, our brains always calculating the risk of being alone.

And yet half of us will still be sexually assaulted in our lifetime.

I dream about a world where being a woman does not inherently mean living in fear.

Until that day, we are all JANE DOE.

09/28/2026

*Insert ‘You Guys Are Going On Trips?’ edited meme from ‘We’re The Millers’, 2013.*

It’s not fun to admit feeling resentment, guilt and shame but it’s important that we’re real with y’all! I had such a great time in Houston for my birthday and I was glad to be back home with my girls afterwards. Isn’t that the point, Taylor?

Do you relate to this? Tell me more below, this is a safe space! 💗

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09/23/2026

Have you ever felt MAD or FRUSTRATED at your dog?

They peed in the house?
Chased the cat?
Chewed your shoe?
Ran away at the park?
Made you late to work?
Woke you up at 3 am?
The dog ate out of the litter box... again?

On the Internet all the dogs are cute, sweet and never frustrate anyone because they're perfect and their dog is perfect.
Or maybe that's all a lie.
(It is).

Many people hire me and other dog trainers because they had these feelings of anger or frustration.

Take a breath and don't beat yourself up. This is normal.

Here are some tips-

Be realistic. That thing that made you mad, it's going to happen again, isn't it? What can you change? Most likely, there's an environmental change you can make.
What do I mean? Close the door, use a leash, a gate, feed the cat someplace else, block the dog's access to the litter box, etc.

Getting mad typically isn't an emergency so calling a trainer for emergency help isn't going to happen.
Training can't all happen today. Go have a cup of tea and breathe.

Take care of yourself. Like I said yesterday to someone, you need to put your oxygen mask on first. You can't be a better pet parent if you are taking care of everyone but yourself.

Can you take something off your plate?
If you love your dog walks, keep doing it. If you hate it but your dog needs to get out, can a family member or friend do it? Can you hire a dog walker?

You're not a bad person for getting frustrated at your dog and your dog is not a gremlin trying to make you miserable.

If you've gotten mad this week at your dog, what can you change?

Remember, isolation is not good for living creatures. That hyper independence that you may be doing may actually be more harmful than good.
Asking for help is human. Asking for support is human. Talking it out is human.

Need someone to talk to and you have no one in your life that will get it?
Message me. I'll be keeping an eye on my messages today.
💚

09/14/2026

They aren’t huge fans of one being walked before the other, and I will be taking more time to work on desensitizing them both to that- but walking them separately is much more peaceful for me! And them! There’s no point in trying to train them to match pace in my opinion, that’s not what they would prefer based on the behavior I see solo.

Should we walk siblings together? If they enjoy it and have a similar pace, sure. But if their paces, sizes etc or different, I’d focus on separate walks. Yes, this requires more time but having more than one dog issss a commitment! 💗

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