09/02/2026
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Gardening Tips and Tricks
Let's clear my name once and for all, because I might be the most misunderstood animal in America.
I'm the Virginia opossum. And here's my real résumé:
🩸 THE RABIES MYTH: My body temperature runs too LOW for the rabies virus to thrive. Rabid opossums are extraordinarily rare — far rarer than in raccoons, skunks, or bats. That "aggressive" open-mouth hiss with 50 teeth showing? Pure theater. I'm all bluff.
💀 "PLAYING" DEAD: I don't play anything. When terror maxes out, I FAINT — involuntarily. I collapse, drool, release a co**se smell from glands, and my body goes stiff. I can stay in this coma-state from minutes to hours, and I have NO control over it. It's not acting. It's fainting with special effects.
🐍 SNAKE-PROOF: I'm largely immune to pit viper venom — rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths. Scientists study my blood to develop antivenom. I EAT venomous snakes. You're welcome.
🦟 THE CLEANUP CREW: Ticks, cockroaches, rats, mice, slugs, snails, carrion, rotten fruit, and yes — venomous snakes. I'm a walking sanitation service. (You may have heard I eat "5,000 ticks a season" — that famous study has been challenged, so I won't oversell it. But groom myself constantly I do, and my menu genuinely is your pest list.)
🍼 THE MARSUPIAL THING: I'm America's ONLY marsupial. My babies are born the size of honeybees, crawl into my pouch, and later ride my back like a furry school bus.
What I ask of you this fall:
✅ If I'm in your yard at night — let me work. I'm transient; I move on in a few days.
✅ Secure trash and pet food (that's what invited me, not malice)
✅ Check before moving brush piles; slow down driving at night — cars are my #1 killer
✅ See me "dead" by the road with no injuries? I might be fainted. Give me space.
I'm not pretty by your standards.
But I'm the neighbor who eats your pests, can't easily catch rabies, and faints when scared.
Be honest: you've had worse neighbors.
Share this for the hero in the ugly costume. 🖤