How To NOT Annoy The Judge

How To NOT Annoy The Judge The book is published (finally): How to Not Annoy the Judge
Rider tips, Judge’s POV, horse show strategy meets blunt honesty.

Consider this ongoing field research for the next book. 😜
09/03/2026

Consider this ongoing field research for the next book. 😜

08/01/2026

Trying to keep “annoying the judge” to a minimum! 😉😜
Thank you to Stonewell Equine for the video.

🚨 Lexington Junior League friends!I’ll be doing a book signing for How to NOT Annoy the Judge on Thursday, July 9 from 6...
07/03/2026

🚨 Lexington Junior League friends!
I’ll be doing a book signing for How to NOT Annoy the Judge on Thursday, July 9 from 6:00–7:00 p.m. at the Deardorff Stable stalls. 📚🐴

Bring your book with you or grab one there. I’ll have hardcovers for $33 and paperbacks for $20 available at the signing.

Everyone who gets a book signed will receive a free branded bookmark, and the first 5 people to stop by for a signature will get a free surprise gift. 👀

I’m really looking forward to signing books and getting to catch up with some of you I haven’t seen yet this season.

I always enjoy running into Tim Roesink. If you’ve spent any time around Morgans, you know exactly who he is. Fiercely c...
06/27/2026

I always enjoy running into Tim Roesink. If you’ve spent any time around Morgans, you know exactly who he is. Fiercely competitive and someone who takes this sport seriously while somehow still having fun doing it.

Earlier this year, Tim judged a horse show where our barn was exhibiting. After the show, I sent him a message thanking him for taking the time to judge. I try to do that whenever I can because I know firsthand how difficult it is to balance training horses, traveling, and judging. Those who make time to give back to the industry deserve to hear “thank you.” 👏

He replied, “Thanks…how do I get a copy of your book?” 📚

I’ll admit, I was pretty surprised he even knew I’d written one. Of course, I got him one as fast as I could.

Fast forward to last week when I ran into him again.
“I read your book,” he said.

Then came the words that made my stomach drop.
“I’ve got to tell you…I was highly skeptical about it.”

I swallowed hard, prepared for the worst. 😬
Then he smiled.

“But it was a really good read. You covered everything people need to hear and I enjoyed it.”
Thank goodness. 🙏

We talked about it for a while and before I walked away I asked, “Can I quote you?” 😂

It’s one thing to have people enjoy the book. It’s another when someone who has spent a lifetime at the very top of our industry tells you that you got it right.

And if Tim started out skeptical and still came away thinking it was worth reading, maybe you will too.

📖 Signed copies:
https://how-to-not-annoy-the-judge.myshopify.com/products/how-to-not-annoy-the-judge-book

📦 Amazon:
https://a.co/d/09uKJy76

ONE NIGHT ONLY-Tuesday 📚🐴 POP-UP BOOK SIGNING! 🐴📚If you’re headed to the Cleveland Tri-State Charity Horse Show, stop by...
06/23/2026

ONE NIGHT ONLY-Tuesday

📚🐴 POP-UP BOOK SIGNING! 🐴📚

If you’re headed to the Cleveland Tri-State Charity Horse Show, stop by Isenhower Stables tomorrow night and say hello.

Bring your copy of How to NOT Annoy the Judge and I’ll be happy to sign it. If you don’t have a copy yet, I’ll have a limited number available:

📖 Paperback: $20
📚 Hardcover: $30

Whether you’ve already read it cover to cover, highlighted your favorite chapters or just want to find out what judges are actually thinking, I’d love to visit with you.

One night only. Limited books available.

See you tomorrow night at Isenhower Stables!

📚🔖 Good news: the bookmarks were found.Despite rumors to the contrary, the official How to NOT Annoy the Judge bookmarks...
06/19/2026

📚🔖 Good news: the bookmarks were found.

Despite rumors to the contrary, the official How to NOT Annoy the Judge bookmarks were never actually in the dumpster. There was a brief investigation. No bookmarks were harmed in the making of this story. 😜

If you got your book signed at Rock Creek and you’re at Shelby County this week, stop by my stalls and pick up your FREE bookmark.

Haven’t gotten your copy yet?

I’ve got paperback copies at the show for $20. Get your book signed, grab a bookmark, and leave with one more tool to help you avoid annoying the judge.

See you there!

🚨 The Shopify Store is back up and running! 🚨After relocating to Kentucky for show season, unpacking approximately 47 ta...
06/11/2026

🚨 The Shopify Store is back up and running! 🚨

After relocating to Kentucky for show season, unpacking approximately 47 tack trunks, and spending an unreasonable amount of time looking for things I personally packed, I have finally gotten myself organized enough to ship signed copies of *How to NOT Annoy the Judge.*

Haven't gotten your signed copy yet?

Order it here:

https://how-to-not-annoy-the-judge.myshopify.com/products/how-to-not-annoy-the-judge-book

📚 Paperbacks are in stock now.

📕 Hardcovers will be available to order next week.

As it turns out, writing a book was easier than organizing my life well enough to mail it.

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