RiRi's Ranch

RiRi's Ranch RiRi’s Ranch is a small hobby farm with big ideas . Right now, we raise goats and chickens to share with others, but we have a vision for our future.

Take a look around while you’re here—and don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day ® 🐄✨

I find it fascinating that as my ducks start nesting and brooding eggs, they seem to discover the perfect surroundings t...
05/29/2026

I find it fascinating that as my ducks start nesting and brooding eggs, they seem to discover the perfect surroundings to conceal themselves. Out of the 20 eggs they are brooding, we are optimistic that some will hatch successfully.

Mom almost stepped on a snake yesterday...and let me tell you, I have NEVER seen a human move that fast in my entire goa...
05/29/2026

Mom almost stepped on a snake yesterday...and let me tell you, I have NEVER seen a human move that fast in my entire goat life. 🐐🐍

One second she was peacefully walking through the yard… the next there was a noise somewhere between a scream, a yodel, and a car tire losing air. Dad turned around so fast I thought the barn was on fire.

Meanwhile, Mom somehow teleported six feet backwards while flapping her arms like one of the ducks after bath time. Honestly? Impressive athletic ability for someone carrying a feed bucket.

As for me… I just stood there staring at the snake trying to decide if we were enemies, friends, or if it was just a weird noodle having a bad day.

The chickens, of course, acted like this was the greatest entertainment they’ve had all week.

Current farm status:
• Mom — emotionally recovering
• Dad — trying not to laugh
• Me — still undecided about snakes
• Snake — probably traumatized too

Never a dull moment around here.
Reported by your favorite goat:
Maddie

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉Hether Ketterman, June Holm, Renee Clark
05/29/2026

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉

Hether Ketterman, June Holm, Renee Clark

yes please 😆😆😆
05/28/2026

yes please 😆😆😆

🎉 Facebook recognized me as a consistent post creator this week!
05/28/2026

🎉 Facebook recognized me as a consistent post creator this week!

Maddie’s Completely Unhinged Thursday Farm Report 🌤️AKA: “The Great Rooster Escape of 2026” 🐓💨Good morning from RiRi’s R...
05/28/2026

Maddie’s Completely Unhinged Thursday Farm Report 🌤️
AKA: “The Great Rooster Escape of 2026” 🐓💨

Good morning from RiRi’s Ranch, where absolutely nobody had a peaceful start to the day… except the rooster. He was THRIVING. 😭

At approximately 6:30AM-one fluffy little criminal escaped containment and immediately decided the entire farm was now his personal NASCAR track.

🐓 Rooster: “Catch me if you can, peasants.”

And that’s when the chaos began.

Mom came sprinting out of the house armed with a giant fishing net on a long pole like she was preparing to capture a prehistoric swamp creature on National Geographic. 🎣😂

Dad was close behind carrying a feed bucket, somehow trying to negotiate with a bird that clearly has no respect for authority.

Meanwhile:

🐐 Me (Maddie): screaming dramatic commentary from the sidelines
🐶 The dogs: barking like this was the Super Bowl
🦆 The ducks: following the chase in a straight line for entertainment
🐓 The other chickens: acting innocent despite obviously supporting the rebellion

At one point Mom dove sideways with the fishing net and missed so badly she almost tackled me!!!
Dad yelled, “CUT HIM OFF!” like they were in a police pursuit. 🚔💀

🌧️ SASSY WEDNESDAY FARM REPORT — by Maddie 🐐Shhhhhhh… be very, very quiet…I’m currently hiding from reality… and by real...
05/27/2026

🌧️ SASSY WEDNESDAY FARM REPORT — by Maddie 🐐

Shhhhhhh… be very, very quiet…

I’m currently hiding from reality… and by reality I mean this never-ending rain situation. 🙄

Mom keeps saying, “Maddie, it’s just water.”

EXCUSE ME, MA’AM. This is no longer water. We have officially upgraded to:
☑️ Mud soup
☑️ Swamp deluxe edition
☑️ Wet hoof conditions
☑️ Bad hair day alerts for everyone

The chickens are offended.
The ducks are thriving (show-offs 🦆).
And I personally would like to file a complaint with whoever left the sky faucet running.

Today’s farm plan:
✔ Stay dry
✔ Demand snacks
✔ Avoid puddles larger than my emotional stability

— Maddi

Maddie’s Morning Farm Report: Who’s the Boss Around Here? 🐐👑Good morning, farm friends. I, Maddie, have decided it is ti...
05/26/2026

Maddie’s Morning Farm Report: Who’s the Boss Around Here? 🐐👑

Good morning, farm friends. I, Maddie, have decided it is time to officially settle a very serious issue that seems to confuse people around here…

“Who is the boss on this farm?”

Now obviously, I would like to submit my name for consideration. I supervise snack distribution, inspect all feed buckets, conduct daily chicken head counts (they never stand still for accuracy), and provide emotional support by standing directly in everyone’s personal space.

The ducks think they’re in charge because they scream about every tiny thing. The chickens act like tiny feathered managers with endless opinions. The dogs patrol the property like they own stock in the place. Mom seems convinced she runs things, and Dad walks around acting like he has important farm business to handle.

Cute.

Because the truth is… nobody is really in charge around here.

The farm runs on snacks, chaos, and whatever mood I wake up in that day.

But there was one thing yesterday that made all of us pause for a minute.

My buddy Carli came outside for a quick little hello. She was very timid and took things slowly, and you could tell she wasn’t feeling like her usual self yet. But then… that little tail started wagging. 💕

Not the giant zoomie kind of wag. Not the “I demand treats immediately” kind. Just a soft little “I’m trying” wag.

And around here, we know small victories are still victories.

So while I continue investigating who exactly runs this farm, I think we all agreed on one thing yesterday…

Seeing our sweet girl step outside and give us those little tail wags felt like the best kind of boss move there is.

Love,
Maddie 🐐

Today feels like a BIG day...Mom and Dad always tell us that Memorial Day is more than cookouts, sunshine, and a day off...
05/25/2026

Today feels like a BIG day...

Mom and Dad always tell us that Memorial Day is more than cookouts, sunshine, and a day off. It’s a day to remember the brave heroes who gave everything so families like ours can wake up each morning with freedom, peace, and the people we love.

Because of their sacrifice, our little farm gets to have muddy hooves, wagging tails, crowing roosters, chicken adventures, and evenings spent together watching the sun go down.

Mom and Dad say some heroes never made it home to their families, and today we hold space in our hearts for them and for the loved ones who continue carrying their memory.

From me, Maddie, along with Mom, Dad, and all of my furry and feathered farm friends — thank you will never feel big enough.

Today we remember.
Today we honor.
Today we never forget.
Love,
Maddie
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05/24/2026

Anyone with Adult Guineas avail in or near Chapin, SC ???

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