06/12/2026
Meet the Staff 🐾
Front and center: Ranger, Senior Executive. Head of oversight, zero tolerance for shenanigans, and he WILL put you through orientation.
Left: Billie, Office Warden. Over-supervision is her specialty — step out of line and you’re in her office before you can say “sit.”
Right: Creed, Corporate Maverick. Marches to the beat of his own drum. Performance reviews are basically a standing appointment.
We run a tight ship around here but the snuggles are unmatched. 🐶