05/19/2026
The goats had a staff meeting and decided we need new milk equipment. 🐐🥛😂
So we’re doing:
✨ $100 OFF select TWO HOUR Groovy Grazers bookings ✨
BUT…
we only have FIVE openings left before this promo ends.
Details:
✔ 30 kids or less
✔ must book before the end of May
✔ two hour events only
After May, prices go back to normal because apparently stainless steel milk equipment costs approximately one million dollars. 😅
Booking link is in the comments 👇
For BIG groups over 30 kids:
“Send me the feral child forms.” 😂
Smaller groups:
“Send me the baby goat package.”