Hiss & Vinegar Reptiles

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-Specializing in snake breeding and bulls**ttery!
-Currently working with Corns,, Milksnakes, Gophers, Black Ratsnakes, and Black Pines
11/14/25 AVAILABLE NOW- juvenile and adult Cornsnake morphs
- honduran milk snake morph Juveniles
- adult females

This is Pablo the beaded lizard . He is venomous .(Like a Gila Monster, but fatter and uglier. ) Fun fact: He is ol...
11/24/2025

This is Pablo the beaded lizard .
He is venomous .
(Like a Gila Monster, but fatter and uglier. )
Fun fact: He is old AF.
Like, super duper OLD.
He has been alive for an unreasonable length of time , and surely seems to be surviving /thriving purely out of spite.
Somewhat surprisingly, this species has been observed to have a slightly longer lifespan in the wild than they do in captivity.
But Pablo is in a Mexican
Standoff with Death, and he disrespects the laws of nature with every breath he takes.

Can you guess how many years he’s been alive? ( because he sure as s**t can’t remember)

I don’t know if many (or any) of you will see this,but if you’re reading this right now I need you to lock-in right her...
11/15/2025

I don’t know if many (or any) of you will see this,but if you’re reading this right now I need you to lock-in right here for just a minute. If you see this goofy ass little star 🌟 icon on any of my posts, please click it and send me some love!!
Or you can say mean stuff about me in the comments. Idc
I’ll Take whatever I can get.

STORY TIME:
A long time ago, (when I was much younger, and still did drugs )
I started this page to get other people interested in snakes (specifically my snakes and breeding projects) .
Despite my neglect, and in spite of me repeatedly looking down at my phone and saying “WTF. Whyyy?”, people have still managed to find and follow me (which I’m pretty sure is the opposite of how social media is supposed to work), so here we are!

I assume most of you found me while stumbling through some sort of reptile internet wormhole, but I just wanted to say thank you for taking the time to check me out, or at least forgetting to unfollow me.
Moving forward, I will actually be posting content, and I don’t know
Where things will go from here , but I can promise you there WILL be snakes AND bulls**t. Gotta stick to what I Know, ya know?
So if you’ve made it this far, I appreciate you sticking it out.
And If you have no clue what I’ve been
Babbling on about, welcome to Hiss & Vinegar .

If looks could kill, we’d both be dead.Rusty Black Rat Snakes: 2Buggy gold eyes: 4Brain cells: Absolute 0
11/15/2025

If looks could kill, we’d both be dead.

Rusty Black Rat Snakes: 2
Buggy gold eyes: 4
Brain cells: Absolute 0

Hi everyone!! If you like weird taxidermy art, Please check out my other page! I know it’s been a while since I’ve poste...
05/16/2025

Hi everyone!! If you like weird taxidermy art, Please check out my other page!

I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything on here, but I actually do have several breeding projects going on right now (expecting eggs any time now!) and I’ve currently got several juvenile Cornsnakes that need new homes! I’ll be posting some updates and pictures soon! I promise!

They’re here!!! Pewter pieds and candy cane x high white ERO Definitely some of the nicest looking snakes around! These ...
10/07/2021

They’re here!!! Pewter pieds and candy cane x high white ERO
Definitely some of the nicest looking snakes around! These guys still have a bit before they will be ready for new homes, but if you’re interested, drop me a line.

09/20/2021

Hypo Fire x Bloodred Pied babies are now available! They are eating f/t pinkies and ready for new homes.
Amaretto Lavender x Hypo Lavender babies are having their first meals and should be ready very soon!
Keep an eye out for Pied Pewter and Candy Cane clutches hatching any day now 👀

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Lakeland, FL

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+18132940996

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