Poopy Lady

Poopy Lady WE SCOOP, YOU RELAX!

đŸ’©đŸ‘‘ The Poopy Lady is on duty.Let’s be honest
Your backyard isn’t a backyard anymore.It’s a minefield.A crime scene.A pla...
08/13/2026

đŸ’©đŸ‘‘ The Poopy Lady is on duty.
Let’s be honest

Your backyard isn’t a backyard anymore.
It’s a minefield.
A crime scene.
A place where good shoes go to die and dignity gets left behind.
You know the feeling.
You step outside.
You scan the grass like you’re defusing a bomb.
One wrong move and it’s game over for those nice socks.
Don’t risk it.
Don’t pretend you “didn’t see it.”
Just call the Poopy Lady.
She handles the stuff you won’t.
She faces the mess you flee from.
She turns “ewww, gross” into “ahh
 grass again.”
Tag that friend whose dog is currently treating their lawn like a personal bathroom.
Or better yet
 message us and let the Poopy Lady restore order to your yard (and your shoes).
Because somebody has to do it.
And that somebody is her. đŸ’ȘđŸ’©

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08/07/2026

“Your dog’s business is our business.
We scoop
 and you relax.
No more lawn landmines, just pure backyard bliss.
Ready to reclaim your yard?
DM us or comment “SCOOP” and we’ll get you on the schedule.
Let’s turn that minefield back into a playground đŸ’©đŸ•â€

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Kyle, TX
78640

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Monday 8am - 6pm
Tuesday 8am - 6pm
Wednesday 8am - 6pm
Thursday 8am - 6pm
Friday 8am - 6pm
Saturday 8am - 6pm

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