For Christ Snakes

For Christ Snakes We are a ball python enthusiast family. We also own a small farm and we have seen the humor in relation to owning/raising various animals.

This, along with our snakes, has inspired us to explore various artistic expression that we find funny and cute.

09/03/2026

Got our new baby today. Her unboxing....there was a mixup with the actual snake I was buying and the one that was shipped, but in the end, it's the same genetics and she is lovely!

The 3 holdouts for a meal. Lil' boogers I tell ya.
08/23/2026

The 3 holdouts for a meal. Lil' boogers I tell ya.

Hey guys....don't forget to check out our T-shirt store! We appreciate any help to support us in our reptile endeavor. W...
08/21/2026

Hey guys....don't forget to check out our T-shirt store! We appreciate any help to support us in our reptile endeavor. We also have great, funny, farm shirts for those who love other animals as well. Thanks!

Shop t-shirts, phone cases, hoodies, art prints and mugs created by independent artists from around the globe.

Let me tell ya, I really don't know how this animal survives in the wild, they have ZERO instincts! Only 1, ate the firs...
08/21/2026

Let me tell ya, I really don't know how this animal survives in the wild, they have ZERO instincts! Only 1, ate the first time.....ONE! So then we resort to leaving a pinky in with them overnight, and still, only 3 got the memo. These tiny terrors stress me out. It's so funny too, because, for most of the babies, once they've had their first meal, the connection of rat=food finally clicks and then they're pure gluttons afterwards. But, we gotta get there first.

Cuteness Overload!
08/14/2026

Cuteness Overload!

These kids are ready for a new zip code. Sexing is accurate and morphs are done to the best of our ability.
08/06/2026

These kids are ready for a new zip code. Sexing is accurate and morphs are done to the best of our ability.

The official face of our newest gent! He is so handsome 🥰 Looking forward to finding him a girlfriend.
08/06/2026

The official face of our newest gent! He is so handsome 🥰 Looking forward to finding him a girlfriend.

The banana is strong in this clutch! There are 3 more bananas from the 5 who are still hiding in their eggs. Wanna have ...
08/04/2026

The banana is strong in this clutch! There are 3 more bananas from the 5 who are still hiding in their eggs. Wanna have fun and guess if we've got boy or girl bananas?

Somebody is an overachiever! It's 3 days early.....definitely looking nanarish 😀 Hopefully it's the triple--banana leopa...
08/02/2026

Somebody is an overachiever! It's 3 days early.....definitely looking nanarish 😀 Hopefully it's the triple--banana leopard pinstripe

I am going to be banished from reptile shows! Welcome home Żółty. (Zol-tay) He's not a happy guy, we'll get better pictu...
08/01/2026

I am going to be banished from reptile shows! Welcome home Żółty. (Zol-tay) He's not a happy guy, we'll get better pictures another day. He is gorgeous!

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