Tall Tail Maine Coons

04/15/2026

Baz and Birdie love to play 💜💙

04/01/2026

All the c***s are growing so much! 🐾🐾🐾🐾

03/14/2026

Birdie is always waiting on a treat. 😍🐾🐾

03/14/2026

Bianca’ is growing so big pictures just don’t do her justice. She is super big and starting to get sick. Fingers crossed. We are praying for a pregnancy very soon.🐾🐾🤞🏼🥰

02/14/2026

02/14/2026

Miss Birdie is so sweet and 6 mos old ♥️

02/14/2026

01/31/2026

🚫 Why You Should Absolutely NOT Get a Maine C**n 🚫

(A public service announcement)

Do.
Not.
Do it.

❌ They eat like they’re contributing to the mortgage
❌ Their poops are not cat sized. Think medium dog with confidence
❌ Privacy is canceled. You will never p*e alone again
❌ They follow you room to room like a fluffy judgmental bodyguard
❌ They greet you at the door like you survived a war
❌ Every countertop shelf and forbidden surface is now theirs
❌ Your furniture? Scratching post. Your heart? Absolutely ruined
❌ They take up half the bed and somehow push YOU to the edge
❌ Strangers will stop you mid errand to ask “IS THAT A REAL CAT?”

And that’s just the warm up.

Maine C***s are not just cats.
They are a lifestyle change.

They grow forever.
after two years they wont get taller, just wider stronger and more powerful.
Your lanky kitten will one day wake up and choose tank mode.

They think they’re dogs.
They supervise chores.
They wait outside the bathroom like security.

You didn’t adopt a cat. You got a furry roommate with opinions.

Bored Maine C***s don’t nap.
They open cabinets.
They steal food.
They knock things over while maintaining eye contact.

They need constant mental stimulation.
If you don’t provide puzzles playtime climbing space and novelty
they invent hobbies.
You will not enjoy their hobbies.

They stay kittens longer.
More energy.
More chaos.
More toddler behavior.
Some don’t chill until three years old.
Godsp*ed.

They are emotionally attached.
They talk to you.
They cuddle you.
They sleep on you.
Ignoring them is not an option. It’s a personal offense.

Big cat means big everything.
Bigger litter boxes.
Bigger carriers.
Bigger food bills.
Bigger patience requirements.

And they are scarily smart.
Sit. Come. High five. Harness walks.
Train them or they train you.

*** Final truth ***
A regular cat lives in your house.
A Maine C**n runs the household and somehow convinces you it was your idea.
So yeah.
🚫 Do NOT get a Maine C**n
unless you want a giant affectionate opinionated dog like cat who becomes your entire personality 🐾🖤

Baz in pic for attention

01/30/2026

Baz and Bianca’ just chillin 🐾🐾🐾🐾

01/18/2026

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01/18/2026

Baz our “KING”🐾🐾💙