10/29/2026
I may have lost my everloving mind. 😂
But having this many teenagers in one house will do that to you.
Halloween is my FAVORITE holiday. And as such, we are *THAT* house. You know the one. The yard is usually decorated within an inch of its life, and we hand out FULL-SIZE candy bars because apparently I have no concept of moderation. Yeah. That's me. That's the rescue house. 🎃
But this year, the yard is looking a little bare. Not because I've lost my Halloween spirit, but because I've spent the last several months raising an entire gang of juvenile delinquents. Seven of them, to be exact. And they're all in that delightful cat-teen stage where they're old enough to know better, young enough to make terrible decisions, and absolutely convinced that the rules don't apply to them.
So, since I haven't had time to turn the yard into a Halloween extravaganza, I've decided to get creative and turn the HOUSE into something instead.
Introducing Tabby's Tiny Tabbies Juvenile Detention Center.
AKA...
🚨 BABY JAIL 🚨
This Halloween, our front door will be transformed into a full-blown kitten detention facility, complete with bars, mugshots, wanted posters, and seven hardened criminals serving time for offenses ranging from aggravated cuddling to attempted management takeovers.
And yes, the inmates will actually be behind bars. 😂
Their names are BonBon, Parfait, Crème Brûlée, Cheesecake, Boss, Otto, and Rusty. They're all approximately six months old, and every last one of them is looking for someone willing to take responsibility for their future criminal activities.
Here's where YOU come in.
We're looking for people willing to spring these little delinquents from Baby Jail and offer them a lifetime sentence of love, snacks, and a warm place to sleep.
🎃 HALLOWEEN VISITING HOURS: OCTOBER 31, 5–9 PM
Come trick-or-treating, collect your full-size candy bar (some traditions are sacred), meet our inmates through the safety of their jail bars, and check out their individual wanted posters to learn more about them.
The kittens will be safely separated from visitors, so this is a look-but-don't-touch experience. Actual meet-and-greets can be arranged by appointment.
And if you can't make it on Halloween, don't worry. We're planning THE GREAT BABY JAIL BREAK throughout November, with every adoption celebrated as another inmate successfully released into society. That way we'll all have something to be thankful for as we approach turkey day.
We also have three additional suspects, Peach, Tucker, and Panda, being held at satellite detention facilities (aka foster homes). They're looking for parole, too!
🐾 Want to help spring an inmate?
Apply to adopt: https://tabbystinytabbies.org/adoption-application
Or just share this post and help us find some respectable citizens willing to harbor these tiny fugitives. Ten inmates. Zero remorse. All eligible for parole. And if this works, I might have to start calling Halloween my annual end-of-kitten-season adoptathon instead of my annual excuse to buy an unreasonable amount of candy. 😂
